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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Hammock Parties 05:21 PM 03-30-2010
Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry:
So you go for #23. Welcome to life, women are crazy stupid bitches. Shake it off and go for the next one.
I don't want to.

I'm ready to become a hermit.
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Mr. Flopnuts 05:22 PM 03-30-2010
Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry:
So you go for #23. Welcome to life, women are crazy stupid bitches. Shake it off and go for the next one.
He will. He's just having a pity party. It's a product of his old, fat, self.
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The Franchise 05:23 PM 03-30-2010
Dating isn't overrated if you know how to play the game.
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luv 05:24 PM 03-30-2010
Wow. I was just thinking about the last actual date I went on. It was January 2009.
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The Franchise 05:28 PM 03-30-2010
Dating is only overrated if you put to much thought and emotion into it. I did the same thing when I first started. Something wouldn't work out and I'd get depressed....maybe she doesn't like me.....or maybe I'm never going to find someone who will.

Then I figured out that it fucking doesn't matter if she likes me or not. I'm not married to her....and I'm not stuck to her. If she's not digging it....I move on and have fun. That's what dating is....it's all about having fun. If you meet someone you can have a future with because of it....even better. If not.....no biggie.

And no....dating is not all about sex either. If you want sex.....find a friend with benefits and then go dating.
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Hammock Parties 05:31 PM 03-30-2010
Well, Pest, dating is not fun for me right now. I drove almost 200 miles round trip for three dates in the last three weeks. What do I have to show for that? A girlfriend? No. Some good sex? No. Maybe just a new friend? No.

I have nothing.

So fuck it. I quit. Unless some hot girl messages me and shows real interest, I'm not bothering from now on. It's a waste of my goddamn time and energy.
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Mr. Flopnuts 05:32 PM 03-30-2010
Well, just take some time off and jerk it to rapelay.
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The Franchise 05:34 PM 03-30-2010
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Well, Pest, dating is not fun for me right now. I drove almost 200 miles round trip for three dates in the last three weeks. What do I have to show for that? A girlfriend? No. Some good sex? No. Maybe just a new friend? No.

I have nothing.

So fuck it. I quit. Unless some hot girl messages me and shows real interest, I'm not bothering from now on. It's a waste of my goddamn time and energy.
Dude.....I understand what you're going through. And believe me....taking time off could be a good thing. Shit...it's how I met my wife.

If you want to take a break....take a break. But don't give up completely. Just don't go out and fucking look up chicks every night.
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luv 05:36 PM 03-30-2010
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Well, Pest, dating is not fun for me right now. I drove almost 200 miles round trip for three dates in the last three weeks. What do I have to show for that? A girlfriend? No. Some good sex? No. Maybe just a new friend? No.

I have nothing.

So fuck it. I quit. Unless some hot girl messages me and shows real interest, I'm not bothering from now on. It's a waste of my goddamn time and energy.
Eventually, you will learn what type of girl goes for you. Maybe then, you'll adjust your expectations.
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Hammock Parties 05:37 PM 03-30-2010
None of you understand what I'm going through. I'm in hell. I can't have casual sex because my wang doesn't work. I can't date because there is some horrible flaw in my personality that prevents chicks from giving a shit about me. I can't even suck cock, because it tastes horrible.

HELL.
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T-post Tom 05:37 PM 03-30-2010
Originally Posted by luv:
Wow. I was just thinking about the last actual date I went on. It was January 2009.

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luv 05:38 PM 03-30-2010
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
None of you understand what I'm going through. I'm in hell. I can't have casual sex because my wang doesn't work. I can't date because there is some horrible flaw in my personality that prevents chicks from giving a shit about me. I can't even suck cock, because it tastes horrible.

HELL.
You've been sucking the wrong cock.
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Mr. Flopnuts 05:38 PM 03-30-2010
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
None of you understand what I'm going through. I'm in hell. I can't have casual sex because my wang doesn't work. I can't date because there is some horrible flaw in my personality that prevents chicks from giving a shit about me. I can't even suck cock, because it tastes horrible.

HELL.
:-) How do you know what cock tastes like?
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The Franchise 05:38 PM 03-30-2010
I'm starting to believe that GoChiefs is really fucking married with kids......and he's just playing us all.
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Hammock Parties 05:39 PM 03-30-2010
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
:-) How do you know what cock tastes like?
Because chicken tastes like everything.
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