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Hall of Classics>The 10pm thread (archived)
crazycoffey 10:00 PM 01-05-2007
The big anti-hijack thread.....
Talk about anything, but if this works than we don't have to keep looking around all the threads to see who is still on tonight, and every night, or even every day! Talk about the chiefs, talk about tomorrow, talk about football, politics or even how to do flooring and the applicable budget. What you're drinking, how hard it is to sleep, etc. Every thing is acceptable in this thread.....

http://www.timeanddate.com/worldcloc...om.html?sort=2 see for yourself, it is ten o'clock somewhere.
Sam Hall 11:27 PM 02-10-2007
this is funny if you follow recruiting and dispise Oklahoma.
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Bob Dole 11:31 PM 02-10-2007
Originally Posted by luv:
Miss luv did some shopping today. I now have the following alcohol:

vodka
kahlua
Bailey's
ButterShots
Jager (damn, I may need to run and pick up some Red Bull really quick)
rum

Actually, I think I'm going to run to the grocery store real quick. Pick up some Red Bull and cranberry juice. I've heard vodka and cranberry is good.

Be back in a few!
Sounds a lot like Bob Dole's Wal~Mart cart when he visits Missouri. (Except there is more than one bottle of each.)
luv 11:39 PM 02-10-2007
Originally Posted by Bob Dole:
Sounds a lot like Bob Dole's Wal~Mart cart when he visits Missouri. (Except there is more than one bottle of each.)
Okay. So I'm at Wal-Mart. I reach for this bottle of cranberry juice on the top shelf. It's in between two bigger bottles a little more snug than I thought it was. The two bigger bottles (both plastic) fall. I dodge them as to not get knocked out. They both end up busting open when they hit the floor. A couple of stockers happened to be right there. Yep, he went and did the "clean up on isle ## for juice spill". I was so embarrassed. I grabbed my bottle I was going for to begin with and left the isle before he got back.
Bowser 11:41 PM 02-10-2007
Originally Posted by luv:
Okay. So I'm at Wal-Mart. I reach for this bottle of cranberry juice on the top shelf. It's in between two bigger bottles a little more snug than I thought it was. The two bigger bottles (both plastic) fall. I dodge them as to not get knocked out. They both end up busting open when they hit the floor. A couple of stockers happened to be right there. Yep, he went and did the "clean up on isle ## for juice spill". I was so embarrassed. I grabbed my bottle I was going for to begin with and left the isle before he got back.
At least they didn't get on the loudspeaker and ask for a price check on condoms or Tampax while you were in line.
milkman 11:41 PM 02-10-2007
Originally Posted by luv:
Okay. So I'm at Wal-Mart. I reach for this bottle of cranberry juice on the top shelf. It's in between two bigger bottles a little more snug than I thought it was. The two bigger bottles (both plastic) fall. I dodge them as to not get knocked out. They both end up busting open when they hit the floor. A couple of stockers happened to be right there. Yep, he went and did the "clean up on isle ## for juice spill". I was so embarrassed. I grabbed my bottle I was going for to begin with and left the isle before he got back.
You should have hung around and gave them a piece of your mind for stocking the shelves to snug.
Sam Hall 11:44 PM 02-10-2007
good thing this guy wasn't around
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luv 11:46 PM 02-10-2007
Originally Posted by Bowser:
At least they didn't get on the loudspeaker and ask for a price check on condoms or Tampax while you were in line.
I'd have no problem with that, actually. Just a part of life.

When I was at the grocery store earlier this evening. I bought two six packs of water. I think they were like $1.49 each. They wouldn't ring up. The guy (I'm guessing 22-24) asks me if I know how much they were. I told him I wasn't for sure. He said they just became a dollar a piece. He then looked at me, and said "Eh. I'm lazy. They're just a dollar, period." Then, he rang up the alcohol I had bought. He asked me for my ID. I gave it to him. He say's "11/15/76?" Yep. He just kind of went hmm and handed me my ID back. I love it when that happens. :-)
milkman 11:46 PM 02-10-2007
Originally Posted by Sam Hall:
good thing this guy wasn't around
UNAW

He apparently would not have been able to offend her.
Hammock Parties 11:47 PM 02-10-2007
GoChiefs joke - incoming!
luv 11:47 PM 02-10-2007
Okay, you guys know what I've got to work with. Any suggestions for first drink/shot?
SPchief 11:50 PM 02-10-2007
Vodka and cranberry
luv 11:50 PM 02-10-2007
Originally Posted by SPchief:
Vodka and cranberry
How much of each? Half and half?
Bowser 11:51 PM 02-10-2007
Originally Posted by luv:
Okay, you guys know what I've got to work with. Any suggestions for first drink/shot?
Got any Dr. Pepper? Just mix it all together, minus the Baileys, and top it off with DP. Trust me on this.
milkman 11:52 PM 02-10-2007
Originally Posted by luv:
How much of each? Half and half?
Jeez, you want someone to come over and pour your drinks for you?
Sam Hall 11:52 PM 02-10-2007
Originally Posted by luv:
How much of each? Half and half?
poor some cranberry, then vodka, then some more cranberry
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