"Brushed by PENIS!!!!" WHATEVER WILL THEY DO NOW????? HOW WILL THEY SURVIVE???? WILL THEY NEED LONG-TERM MEDICAL ATTENTION????? OH THE HORROR
I wonder where this falls in regards to assaulting a vacuum cleaner?
do guys do this to you a lot or something
Listen, I know you think you're okay and the fact that guys are brushing their exposed wangs against you all the time is no big deal but I'm here to tell you one thing
Originally Posted by Megatron96:
Meh. Don't get the kink of jerking off in front of strangers. But not like he forced himself on anyone. Pretty much a non-story.
I don’t think this is the horse you want to hitch your wagon to. Jerking off to strangers in a legitimate business when they didn’t ask for it is a story. Allegedly, for now, of course. [Reply]
I mean, I am not sure I knew what he looked like but if I had to pick a dude from a lineup that says show me a guy who rubs his exposed wiener on people as they walk by this face is making the short list [Reply]
Originally Posted by Marcellus:
Yea pain doesn't turn me on and I like a deep tissue massage and they can get uncomfortable.
When I lived in Vegas I dated a legit massage therapist. I can’t count how many times I said, “would you stop that shit?” when she’d start trying to cripple me. [Reply]
It’s a particularly great day when i think back to that smug shit eating grin on his face when he was trolling us in the playoffs. If in the presser he said he was just messing around I would have laughed it off. But that he denied and tried to play victim… fuck this guy and happy to watch his hilarious downfall this year [Reply]
