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TimeForWasp 06:07 PM 09-07-2022
The VA found blood in a sample and now I am getting my first Colonoscopy.

I am just a little worried and nervious, and worried and nervious.

Scared they are going to find something bad.
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El Lobo Gordo 10:00 PM 09-07-2022
Originally Posted by TimeForWasp:
I am actually thinking about doing this. Humor is awesome.
What kind of prep are you using? Drinking that gallon jug or the "super prep"? With my first scope they had me do the gallon jug and that absolutely sucked. But after that the next scopes were all "super prep" which is a piece of cake.

I'm kinda glad I experienced the nastiness of the gallon jug prep the first time around so that I could appreciate how much of a breeze that "super prep"stuff is.
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TimeForWasp 10:02 PM 09-07-2022
Originally Posted by suzzer99:
How's your toilet bowl visibility about now? Put a baseball card in the bottom of the bowl. If you can read the stats on the back, you're ready.
Should I use a valuable card, or a shit card? Since I am shitting in a bucket, I should maybe use a card of a famous player that should be on my bucket list.
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TimeForWasp 10:10 PM 09-07-2022
Originally Posted by El Lobo Gordo:
What kind of prep are you using? Drinking that gallon jug or the "super prep"? With my first scope they had me do the gallon jug and that absolutely sucked. But after that the next scopes were all "super prep" which is a piece of cake.

I'm kinda glad I experienced the nastiness of the gallon jug prep the first time around so that I could appreciate how much of a breeze that "super prep"stuff is.
Mirilax split in two in two 32 oz bottles of gatorade. and 4 other laxitive pills. split 2 and 2. don't know what is super prep, but It still is not working so good.
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ArrowHeader 10:30 PM 09-07-2022
My wife got one. She was goofy when she woke up. Made some raunchy comments and had no idea about 30 mins later lol
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TimeForWasp 10:31 PM 09-07-2022
Originally Posted by suzzer99:
How's your toilet bowl visibility about now? Put a baseball card in the bottom of the bowl. If you can read the stats on the back, you're ready.
I could not imagine a baseball card laying in that brown silt.
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MagicalFruit 10:37 PM 09-07-2022
Originally Posted by TimeForWasp:
The VA found blood in a sample and now I am getting my first Colonoscopy.

I am just a little worried and nervious, and worried and nervious.

Scared they are going to find something bad.
This is TMI for a football forum, Man!

(Mine is Friday, let me know how it goes).

Really hope everything is all clear, better to know now though.
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Demonpenz 10:37 PM 09-07-2022
you'll be back posting some bullshit in no time
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dlphg9 10:38 PM 09-07-2022
Originally Posted by TimeForWasp:
Mirilax split in two in two 32 oz bottles of gatorade. and 4 other laxitive pills. split 2 and 2. don't know what is super prep, but It still is not working so good.
Did you finish it all?
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TimeForWasp 10:46 PM 09-07-2022
Originally Posted by dlphg9:
Did you finish it all?
Not yet. still working on it
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TimeForWasp 10:47 PM 09-07-2022
Originally Posted by MagicalFruit:
This is TMI for a football forum, Man!

(Mine is Friday, let me know how it goes).

Really hope everything is all clear, better to know now though.
What is TMI?
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TimeForWasp 10:52 PM 09-07-2022
My question is . How in the hell do they put a camera in a buthole and be able to see anything? Do they have a fullback blocking?
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TimeForWasp 10:56 PM 09-07-2022
OMG I can't stand it. When I want to eat, god damn it. I want to eat. This is torture.
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Fish 11:46 PM 09-07-2022
Originally Posted by TimeForWasp:
Who wants a play by play ?

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Hog's Gone Fishin 02:34 AM 09-08-2022
WAKE UP! YOU GOT AN ENEMA WAITING AT THE HOSPITAL!
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stonedstooge 03:04 AM 09-08-2022
keep talking as long as you can. You'll hear the Dr. call for more cc's administered to knock you out.
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