All the time it smells nasty and honestly no matter what she wears, it's always gross smelling. She has a clean bill of health, just a nasty odor. She cleans it regularly, but it has a fishy smell, and white toilet paper left behind pieces. She goes to the obgyn, but they say nothing is wrong. She took a yeast infection pill, but the smell never left. I'm really worried about it. What can the smell be?
Quite honestly it may be something simple like diet, does she eat a lot of big-macs, Mahi?
Still, be sure to at least hug her until she corrects the problems. Hugs go a long way bud. Also I'll bump the streaming porn thread for you Mike. [Reply]
Originally Posted by mrroandrro:
So I have a confession then. My wife's vagina also stinks. So much so that I told her I hated eating the poon. This was almost a prenuptial prior to us getting married. Now in the 8 years of our being married, yes 8 years because everything else is awesome, I have went down 1 time, and I almost threw up. I tried subtly to bring it up as she would get frustrated when I didn't munch, but finally just came out and told her bluntly. Well that backfired and we fought for 2 weeks after, and trust me when you say it, you can't unsay it. She eventually went into a denial phase, then acted like she completely forgot that Iever said it. Now she gets mad again cuz iI won't do it. I swear if she cheats that will be the only reason. I've tried to encourage her to get a lesbian side piece to fulfill that need, as she used to experiment, but nope not happening. I hope my story can help you. I know it has helped me to get this off my chest. 2nd time (her being the 1st) I ever talked about it. My friends all say my wife is smoking hot, because of the fake boobs, with a couple friends actively trying to convince us to swing. But I'm dude if you only knew. SMH!!
Oh and prior to our relationship, I ate the poon on a regular basis, I was like a Ninja on the monkey.
NO ONE has responded to this. Holy shit... [Reply]
Originally Posted by Big Smoke:
Try shoving one of those air freshener trees up there.
Wild cherry would be good I think.
Tell you all what... I havent read a post on this board in months that made me actually cry with laughter until this. I literally liked to piss myself I was laughing so hard. [Reply]
You know, I poured my soul onto a plate, allowing everyone to feast on what is a daily issue for me. All I wanted was some understanding, some caring, someone to say "Don't worry bro, you gone be alright". I thought maybe that if this band of brothers/sisters brought together by their love for the Chiefs, couldn't help me, no one could. But what did get?? Nothing!! Naw, I'mjust kidding, doesn't bother me a bit. I really was just trying to help my bro Mahi not to make the same mistake I did. But I must say, it feels kind of refreshing to get that weight lifted of my shoulders. And when I say I never told anyone, I mean no one. Not even my brother. Cuz I knew at holidays, we'd be sitting their eating turkey and whatnot, and all I would be able to think was,"I bet he is looking at her and thinking something in hear stinks". Tough to hold on to that kinda secret for 8 year, and not be able to "share" it. [Reply]
Ding welcome to hallmark ...are you looking for something?
Yes...where are the "Sorry your wifes pussy stinks" cards?
Oh right this way! We just got a new batch in today. [Reply]
