Girlfriend Subject : WTF do i do ? - Page 6

Ok guys i have encountered a little problem here, I have 4 girls in my life now fighting over me.

3 in Kentucky and 1 in Tennessee. All 4 really - I mean really - do like me. They like everything about me. But I dont know what to do, I mean i really like all 4 of them except for 1.

2 of the girls are from Louisville, KY, one is very hot and the other is so so, than theres one from Paducah that is hot, and the one from Tennessee is not so hot.

So I come to you guys for advice again. WTF Do I Do on this Matter ?
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III,

Don't even look at it like that.

1 date at a time.......No expectations past appetisers. No future plans until after desert.

Just have fun, don't come on too hard or desperate and you'll be alot better off. You'd be much, much better off with sincere, Nice Girls.

If it doesn't work out......don't sweat it, just move on like a new box of popcicles.
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Originally Posted by royr17:
Thanks man i really appreciate it. I just hope she's not playing me. And if me and her are dating when the season gets here next year I may bring her to the game with me.

Dude - one step at a time. Try getting her phone number first. Mizzou5 speaks the truth. Act like you're doing her the favor or you're really screwed. You might also take up a hobby like jogging or something. Seriously. I'm not saying this to be mean, but you've really packed on the meat in the 4 years I've known you. I know some of it is medication, but you can do something to counter it. Chicks dig a muscular guy. Use some of your free time to develop your body. Then it's a lot easier to meet chicks.
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Originally Posted by Iowanian:
III,

Don't even look at it like that.

1 date at a time.......No expectations past appetisers. No future plans until after desert.

Just have fun, don't come on too hard or desperate and you'll be alot better off. You'd be much, much better off with sincere, Nice Girls.

If it doesn't work out......don't sweat it, just move on like a new box of popcicles.

"Nice Girls"?....where are these "nice girls"?
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Slayer...........There are Nice girls out there.....they're hard to find. I sorted through ALOT of women over the years to find a keeper.

Truth.........Most of the sincerely NICE girls aren't the ones that catch your attention first in a room....in HS, look for the "ugly duckling" that will be hot when she gets a haircut and contacts.

Other than that.......the nice girls that are "hot" are usually the girls that eat guys like you alive, or ignore the average guy for a few years, until the Pricks they chase beat them down enough they lose their tude', or are looking for a daddy for the 2 kids Capt Dickhead isn't paying for......

If a guy looks, you can find a great combination of the desired features of a female that best suits your needs and status.

Your best option is to become the Wingman for some Stud who you can pick up the Crumbs(block the Nice girl he's not Boning).
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Originally Posted by Phobia:
The one from paducah has a car? And she's gonna come pick YOU up for a date? Dude, you need to hit that one a couple times for practice and then move in on the fat spears lookalike. If you can wrestle the spoon out of that chick's fingers, you could both make a living traveling the country as a lookalike.

Listen to the man Jr. This is wise and sage advice. If the one girl has offered to come pick you up. you're bound to get laid for sure!! :-) Just make sure you take some protection with you. If you don't have a rubber, go ask your Dad if you can borrow one. Your Dad's pretty cool. I'm sure he can spare one. :-)
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Originally Posted by mizzou5:
She only looks good to you cause you're an old fart. :-)

Ya think so shit-for-brains?
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Has the mandatory lingerie pillow fight been mentioned yet?
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ok guys i think im gonna go with the one from Paducah, KY which is only a hour and half from me, and I know my way down there.
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Originally Posted by royr17:
ok guys i think im gonna go with the one from Paducah, KY which is only a hour and half from me, and I know my way down there.

woooooooooooooooooohoooo

poke her in the whiskers
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Originally Posted by royr17:
Ok guys i have encountered a little problem here, I have 4 girls in my life now fighting over me.

3 in kentucky and 1 in tennessee. All 4 really i mean really do like me. They like everything about me. But I dont know what to do, I mean i really like all 4 of them except for 1.

2 of the girls are from Louisville KY, one is very hot and the other is so so, than theres one from Paducah that is hot, and the one from Tennessee is not so hot.

So I come to you guys for advice again, WTF Do I Do on this Matter ?

*Forget about anyone who lives more than 20 minutes away from you.
*Spend time alone with each.
*Go slowly but with confidence.
*Concentrate on being yourself (as opposed to trying to impress).
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Originally Posted by Iowanian:
Whats funny, is most of the guys that will come in here and make fun of that pic.......are preparing to crawl in bed with a woman the size of both of them.

Don't listen to these guys III...Skips' right......she's not ugly.

I think before you move into full fledged Man-whore-porn-stardome.......you should make sure you can handle 1 of them.

Head on down to the Win-Dixie and hang out by the Little Debbie isle for an afternoon.

Thank you, thank you very much. Just check the board next Saturday night and all of these monkey spankers will be on here looking for someone more pathetic than they are.
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