Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi:
So you add 15 pictures to your camera roll in 2 hours since you posted the first picture… and post them on two different image sharing sites? But the story adds up guys.
"Mom! Come here! I need advice on how to reply to my friend on CP!" [Reply]
Just met this hot chick at Funkytown in Raytown the other night. We had lots of sex together and then I took her to a Chiefs game and snuck her on the field for this picture to prove it…
Originally Posted by POND_OF_RED:
Just met this hot chick at Funkytown in Raytown the other night. We had lots of sex together and then I took her to a Chiefs game and snuck her on the field for this picture to prove it…
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
Does she have eyes that can look at two sides of the street at the same time? Does you baby dick fit through the gap in her missing teef?
Does her butthole look like a cluster of grapes and she lets you chew on them like a Roman senator?
Cave uses his brain bro. Dippin his dangle lang in witch hazel to give his made up girl friend that sweet hemorrhoidal relief. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi:
So you add 15 pictures to your camera roll in 2 hours since you posted the first picture… and post them on two different image sharing sites? But the story adds up guys.
Something seems fishy about this whole thing. Could be the pussy or could be the fake girlfriend.
If the girlfriend is real, smash the shit out of it, if not real. I hope you find one to smash the shit out for Christmas. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Cave Johnson:
She’s a very pretty redhead, thanks. Lots of guys try to slide into her DMs. I’m persuasive and know her best friend, so here we are.
Zero. She actually bought the flights (I’m getting the hotel).
Why isn’t her hair red in the picture you posted of her then? [Reply]
I kept thinking I recognized her and now I know where....
Does she still do the thing where she stands in front of the lamp and make shadow puppets with her meat curtains? The flying squirrel suit is amazing. [Reply]
