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Hall of Classics>101 random roasts by misc Roastmasters - Thread #2
Pasta Little Brioni 03:00 PM 05-20-2013
As a spinoff to the successful NFL Network's version of this and from the drama thread, it has come to fruition that this thread must be created.

Each day Hootie will reveal a member starting with 101 and working his way in order to number 1. I will update the OP as I see the names revealed.

*Warning this thread may cause a severe case of butthurt*

Let it begin!!

Hootie's List

Saul Good - A little about Roaster #2 (by frazod)
Spoiler!

85 BigRedChief
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84. StevieRay
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83. Rustshack
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82. KCnative
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81. Notorious
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80. Braincase
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79. big nasty kcnut
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78. crazycoffey
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77. Phobia

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76 Dave Lane

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75 KnowMo roasted by PGM
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74 Luv roasted by Mr. Flopnuts
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73. Mr Flopnuts
(by Iowanian)
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72. patteeu (by frazod)
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71. Bob Dole
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70. Sweet Daddy Hate/Raised On Riots/Darth CarlSatan (roasted by Clay)
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69.Setsuna (by rico)
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68. Burt (by J Diddy)
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67. petez28 (by PGM)
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Thig Lyfe 03:00 PM 06-26-2013
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama:
damn I worked so hard on that one
I appreciated the Hemingway-esque terseness but felt it lacked emotional depth.
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Hootie 03:00 PM 06-26-2013
Originally Posted by J Diddy:
I would enjoy giving you a purple nurple. Just saying.
I would enjoy people not on my intellectual level to stop quoting my posts...

so please, stop

how mad are you about Domino's extending that amazingly good carryout deal until Thursday? I bet you're busy.
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Hootie 03:01 PM 06-26-2013
Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe:
I appreciated the Hemingway-esque terseness but felt it lacked emotional depth.
Cons: always gets erections while in the passenger seat of a car
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Phobia 03:03 PM 06-26-2013
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama:
it's probably somewhere in the middle

Phil's e-persona is a lot more like mine than he's willing to admit. Of course I'm more creative and garner more attention, which makes him jealous.
I generate as much or as little attention as I please. Watch this.
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loochy 03:04 PM 06-26-2013
:-) haha bant
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Phobia 03:07 PM 06-26-2013
Summoning patteeu
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Donger 03:07 PM 06-26-2013
Well, I suppose that was inevitable. Bye Hootie. I'll admit that I was shocked to see him post that after what he wrote last night (kind of anyway).
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Frazod 03:09 PM 06-26-2013

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Frazod 03:10 PM 06-26-2013
Originally Posted by loochy:
0 pooties.
You've gone all Simon on us today.
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ShortRoundChief 03:14 PM 06-26-2013
Originally Posted by Phobia:
Summoning patteeu
I have received a statement as he is not immediately available for comment. Here it is in it's entirety.

Originally Posted by Patteeu:

What we have witnessed is the most egregious of offenses. It was not racism, it was not sexism, no, it was a hatred that runs much deeper. This hatred is the vile devil's blood of the attention whore. This country cannot continue as one when the divides are so deep. Congressman need to be called, presidents need to be reached, military must be deployed. Hootie must be allowed to come back and attention whore or the fabric of the bulletin board will cease to exist. Tomorrow, we will petition the supreme court for a stay on this order and I have instructed my client to refrain from another 9 page manifesto that nobody cares to read. Hopefully, the emotional damage is not so great that he carves chiefsplanet.com in his leg with a rusty nail, as this has happened prior.

In summary, justice will be served. We will have our day in court.

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loochy 03:15 PM 06-26-2013
Originally Posted by J Diddy:
I have received a statement as he is not immediately available for comment. Here it is in it's entirety.
:-)
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Thig Lyfe 03:20 PM 06-26-2013
Originally Posted by unnecessary drama:
Cons: always gets erections while in the passenger seat of a car
Actually I lost my ability to get erections when I fought in World War I. So thanks for opening THAT wound.
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rico 03:23 PM 06-26-2013
Haha wow, I was just getting ready to post my 2nd attempt at roasting Hootie, where I predicted a ban as part of the "future outlook."

Btw, I seriously wanted to write the 2nd one in "non-tl;dr" form, but I finished it and while I didn't ramble about shit pertaining to myself...it's still long as freaking shit. I (and you assholes for that matter) just have to come to terms with the fact that I am incapable of being not long-winded.


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Sorter 03:24 PM 06-26-2013
link to post that go him bant?
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ToxSocks 03:25 PM 06-26-2013
Originally Posted by Sorter:
link to post that go him bant?
There isnt one. Phobia just felt like fucking with him.
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