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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Hammock Parties 09:22 PM 02-25-2010
I wonder if part of the reason she didn't go any further was because I waited so long to make a move. We actually laid together on the couch for about 15 minutes watching PREDATOR of all things before I kissed her. I...I wanted to finish the movie....it was the end....I like Predator.....it's a good movie.........
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Dave Lane 09:49 PM 02-25-2010
Bad choice of movies for a chick. Something to set a mood is a better choice that is a horrible choice. Something light and funny is much better choice. Remember young one 2 steps forward one step back. Unbutton a shirt button, run a hand in tweak a nipple and then back off let the anticipation work for you.
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Hammock Parties 09:51 PM 02-25-2010
Originally Posted by Dave Lane:
Bad choice of movies for a chick. Something to set a mood is a better choice
Yeah maybe she took Arnold literally when he said "YOU'RE ONE UGLY MOTHAFUCKA!"

By the way, she had no buttons. Stupid halter top.
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Delano 09:53 PM 02-25-2010
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Yeah maybe she took Arnold literally when he said "YOU'RE ONE UGLY MOTHAFUCKA!"

By the way, she had no buttons. Stupid halter top.
Why were you grabbing for tit if she was dry humping you? Get your fingers wet, boy.
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Hammock Parties 09:55 PM 02-25-2010
Originally Posted by Delano:
Why were you grabbing for tit if she was dry humping you? Get your fingers wet, boy.
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I tend to go tit before I go twat.
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Delano 09:58 PM 02-25-2010
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
I tend to go tit before I go twat.
Tit -> twat -> flaccid

Tit to twat is high school progression, brah.
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Dave Lane 10:04 PM 02-25-2010
Originally Posted by UL Washington:
Yes, I agree, date rape the shit out of them brother, that's what a real man would do. :-)
I've always had a theory that is: if men paid total attention to everytime a woman said no the human race would no longer exist. They have to say no if for no other reason than to "save face" ie not be a total slut.
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Hammock Parties 10:12 PM 02-25-2010
Originally Posted by Delano:
Tit -> twat -> flaccid

Tit to twat is high school progression, brah.
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Oh, but high school girls are my favorite!
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Mr. Flopnuts 10:16 PM 02-25-2010
Originally Posted by Dave Lane:
I've always had a theory that is: if men paid total attention to everytime a woman said no the human race would no longer exist. They have to say no if for no other reason than to "save face" ie not be a total slut.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
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Hammock Parties 10:18 PM 02-25-2010
That's probably my biggest problem. I was raised to be such a respectful, nice young man.
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Mr. Flopnuts 10:20 PM 02-25-2010
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
That's probably my biggest problem. I was raised to be such a respectful, nice young man.
Like I said earlier, what are your worst case scenarios? Rejection and denial? That's just coming later right? Go get it.
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Dave Lane 11:02 PM 02-25-2010
It is an odd circumstance. If you don't do anything and be a "nice" guy you don't stand out and seem weak. You know most girls have plucked, tweased and shaved. They want to get felt up. But they can't say that.
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Hammock Parties 01:41 AM 02-28-2010
I spent the evening with a couple of swingers.

LOL

Mind is blown.


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SPchief 03:20 AM 02-28-2010
congrats on teh ghey seks
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Hammock Parties 07:12 PM 03-02-2010
Christ.

Originally Posted by :
I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. I don't care if you are, but I don't appreciate jokes about it. I get enough of them as it is. And I don't care how much you love the taste of meat.

I think I'd best be described as a minimalist. That means I don't own a lot of things, I try to reuse things as much as possible particularly glass containers, I don't own a television, I don't have internet at my house, I spend a lot of time outside, I try to drive as little as possible, I haven't dyed my hair or worn makeup in years.

Technology=stress=money=more responsibilities. Material possessions=clutter=brain clutter=mess to clean up=psychosis.
I care about all living things that inhabit the planet.

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