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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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keg in kc 08:48 AM 02-22-2010
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Hell I didn't even meet this girl.

Shockingly another one now wants to meet up. She wants to smoke hookahs.
That doesn't mean what you think it does. She's not saying you get to suck dicks together. I know that's a disappointment.
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Hammock Parties 08:49 AM 02-22-2010
I'm thinking I should fuck with the 37-year old. Suggestions?
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Katipan 08:54 AM 02-22-2010
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
I'm thinking I should **** with the 37-year old. Suggestions?
Call her mommy.
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Hammock Parties 05:08 PM 02-23-2010
OK. I'm taking a persian girl to dinner at 7. Let's see how this one blows up in my face.

She has AN INSANELY AWESOME RACK.


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JD10367 05:55 PM 02-23-2010
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
OK. I'm taking a persian girl to dinner at 7. Let's see how this one blows up in my face.

She has AN INSANELY AWESOME RACK.

Just make sure she has a Persian rug, and isn't a Prince of Persia.


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Hammock Parties 10:35 PM 02-23-2010
Pretty successful date. Cheap, too. Made out like horny teenagers and she dry humped the shit out of me :-).

I made her speak sexy in Arabic. I would wager I'll see her again........but then again I've made that wager before.

Oh, and 34C, all real.
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Mr. Flopnuts 10:36 PM 02-23-2010
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Pretty successful date. Cheap, too. Made out like horny teenagers and she dry humped the shit out of me :-).

I made her speak sexy in Arabic. I would wager I'll see her again........but then again I've made that wager before.
You need to learn how to get your fingers wet on the first date. That'll speed up the process. No worries. You're still finding the right 53.
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Hammock Parties 10:42 PM 02-23-2010
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
You need to learn how to get your fingers wet on the first date. That'll speed up the process. No worries. You're still finding the right 53.
Doesn't it depend on the girl?

I tried to get her to take her shirt off but she apparently wasn't feeling like a total slut tonight.
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JD10367 10:53 PM 02-23-2010
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
You need to learn how to get your fingers wet on the first date. (Clear or milky... not brown.) That'll speed up the process. No worries. You're still finding the right 53.
Fixed for clarity. (NTTAWWT, but... probably shouldn't go there on the first date.) :-)
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Hammock Parties 11:33 PM 02-24-2010
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Dave Lane 09:04 AM 02-25-2010
Originally Posted by Delano:
Making yourself available to her later in the day after she chose sleeping above your meeting was a death blow for any future amorous activity.
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This times a hundred million.
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Hammock Parties 03:18 PM 02-25-2010
Originally Posted by Dave Lane:
This times a hundred million.
Actually she e-mailed me and IM'd me last night. I don't know WTF is going on.
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Mr. Flopnuts 03:25 PM 02-25-2010
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Doesn't it depend on the girl?

I tried to get her to take her shirt off but she apparently wasn't feeling like a total slut tonight.
It does to a certain degree. But your close rate is horrible, which is pretty natural at this point. You need to start getting a little more aggressive IMO.

Here's my point on this. You're the nice guy, and you get a little tongue and maybe cop a feel on a boobie and then you never hear from them again anyway. Why not just continue to try and put your hand down their pants despite them telling you no?

What's the worst that can happen? They kick you out? You were never going to hear from them again anyway. Girls want a man with a firm hand for the most part. If you're not willing to try and take it, they think you're weak.

It's time to take off the training wheels and learn how to get some pussy.

I'm being dead serious, but what do I know? I'm married. :-)
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UL Washington 09:12 PM 02-25-2010
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
It does to a certain degree. But your close rate is horrible, which is pretty natural at this point. You need to start getting a little more aggressive IMO.

Here's my point on this. You're the nice guy, and you get a little tongue and maybe cop a feel on a boobie and then you never hear from them again anyway. Why not just continue to try and put your hand down their pants despite them telling you no?

What's the worst that can happen? They kick you out? You were never going to hear from them again anyway. Girls want a man with a firm hand for the most part. If you're not willing to try and take it, they think you're weak.

It's time to take off the training wheels and learn how to get some pussy.

I'm being dead serious, but what do I know? I'm married. :-)

Yes, I agree, date rape the shit out of them brother, that's what a real man would do. :-)
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Mr. Flopnuts 09:17 PM 02-25-2010
Originally Posted by UL Washington:
Yes, I agree, date rape the shit out of them brother, that's what a real man would do. :-)
LOL, blow it all out of proportion. That's fine.

I'm not suggesting he should force himself on anyone. If they're persistent, it's pretty clear that you pack it up and go home.

I sincerely apologize to all of the dumb motherfuckers out there that took my post as literally as Mr. Washington here. I would genuinely hate like hell to get any of you in trouble. No means no. Enjoy masturbation.
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