Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan:
I have a date tonight as well at a Fox n Hound. been a while since I've been on any actual dates, oh well I'll just get liquored up and see how it goes
want some advice? wear those rad prada sunglasses you have, talk about girl robots, and lick her face several times. chicks really dig that [Reply]
Originally Posted by TinyEvel:
QUIT BEING A FUGGIN INTERNET SIDESHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by H5N1:
want some advice? wear those rad prada sunglasses you have, talk about girl robots, and lick her face several times. chicks really dig that
We text messaged a few times after he left town, emailed once, and talked on IM once briefly. No communcation for two weeks.
I've emailed a few guys back a forth off of match, but nothing has come from them. If I'm destined to be single, you'd think I'd end up in a city outside the friggin' bible belt where it's more socially common. Not complaining at all, just stating facts. Pretty content with life right now (knock on wood). [Reply]
Originally Posted by KC Fish:
My recent girlfriend of 3 weeks just disclosed that she has a raging case of genital warts...... it's like a mushroom farm.....
I ****ing hate dating.....
Disclosed? So you're telling us you didn't notice the mushroom farm in her "neither regions"? [Reply]
Interesting timing on reviving this thread. I've got my first official date (drinks & taking girls back to my place to mug doesn't count) since the g/f and I broke up.
She's pretty much the gold standard in what I'm looking for. Tall (5'9"), thin (I'd be shocked if she's anything other than a 4), smart (graduated college at 20), sarcastic, plays golf and loves to drink, and, as a bonus, her parents are well off (have a vacation house on St. Simons Island). [Reply]
"Maybe you could both come to NZoners and we could have Phil construct a wonderboard booth with a gloryhole, and we all turn around while one of you gets in it. Then we try to guess who's inside by our "feelings"."
Originally Posted by Redrum_69:
"Maybe you could both come to NZoners and we could have Phil construct a wonderboard booth with a gloryhole, and we all turn around while one of you gets in it. Then we try to guess who's inside by our "feelings"."
Oh man. I got a little harsh there. Sorry. I was chillin' with Lindsey Lohan and the coke and booze got the best of me. (speaking of internet sideshow) [Reply]
