I saw a photo the other day of Jessica Simpson. SHE IS HUGE! Her knockers look like they are a 44GGG and could nurse the entire Chiefs Planet family......
Originally Posted by DJ's left nut:
I'd rather marry that version, yes. But I'd rather have one night with this one:
Spoiler!
Yeah, she's cartoonish, but that's just premium pump and dump material.
I think you're just not into curves. And I get it - that's not something you buy if you can just rent. My wife is 5'9" and about 130 lbs so my baseline approach is probably similar.
But a one-off? Lordy that would be a blast.
I'd much rather have this version than that meth'd up looking fistable thing in that other picture.
She looks beautiful either way.
That is one negative online and here, you all would beg to be with her and most of your significants are not even half as attractive. [Reply]
Originally Posted by DJ's left nut:
Every time I try to get back into working out, I break down.
Try to run and within 4 weeks I have tendinitis in my ankle, a pair of stiff knees and a sore foot. Try to hit the weights and I normally can't make it two weeks before discs in my neck give up the ghost and I have knots through my middle-back.
I'd imagine I need a personal trainer to get me over the hump and back into fighting shape. Invariably I just fall apart when I try to go it alone.
I can’t run anymore. Arthritis in my knees, shin splints, plantar fasciitis fuck me in the ass if I try to run.
I do pretty well keeping my shit together doing higher reps with low weight. Part of it is I do it by myself so no spotter but if I load up I rip my shoulders all to shit.
Then fieldwork comes and it all goes to hell. My dad got some physical therapy work in on his low back and it really helped. He’s still a broken down old man but he’s holding together way better. [Reply]
Originally Posted by DJ's left nut:
Every time I try to get back into working out, I break down.
Try to run and within 4 weeks I have tendinitis in my ankle, a pair of stiff knees and a sore foot. Try to hit the weights and I normally can't make it two weeks before discs in my neck give up the ghost and I have knots through my middle-back.
I'd imagine I need a personal trainer to get me over the hump and back into fighting shape. Invariably I just fall apart when I try to go it alone.
