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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Fire Me Boy! 07:10 PM 12-02-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Dude, THOUSANDS of people across American tap strange ass every night and don't have issues. Why not me? There's something SERIOUSLY ****ed up in my head.
Because some guys are girls.

Seriously, it's because some guys - particularly nice guys - need to have some kind of emotional connection. While I've tapped strange a couple of times, it was a purely mediocre experience and even "bad" sex with someone I liked was better than sex with the people I barely knew.

I just think you're the type of guy that needs to know somebody for more than an hour. There's nothing wrong with that, just stop trying to be Don Juan and get yourself a girl that will go to dinner and talk with you a few times before she spreads her legs.
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Delano 07:10 PM 12-02-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Dude, THOUSANDS of people across America tap strange ass every night and don't have issues. Why not me? There's something SERIOUSLY fucked up in my head.
Does WPI give you mental health insurance? You can talk this out with a professional.
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Fire Me Boy! 07:10 PM 12-02-2009
Originally Posted by Delano:
Trap is internet speak for transexual. Lulz
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I had no idea. :-)
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luv 07:23 PM 12-02-2009
If you're that worried, go see a shrink or your doctor.
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Hammock Parties 11:16 AM 12-05-2009
Hahaha. Oh, poor girl.

Originally Posted by :
Hey why don't you go ahead and add me. I promise that I am not a bitch. If you want you can even block me; it doesn''t matter to me. I think that you just go by first impressions and just to let you know, I don't take good pictures most of the time. So message me back and tell me something, call me every name in the book, I don't care just let me know something.

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Hammock Parties 10:13 PM 12-24-2009
Well, this is weird. The girl I went out with about a month ago, has a roommate, that I knew of. She just now IM'd me, asking me to come over and fuck her.

I asked her what happened to her roommate, whom, I went out with. She told me she was a slut and had like 10 boyfriends, which would explain why she ignored me after one date.

Anyway...weirdness.

Originally Posted by :
hey baby so when u gonna come fuck me

LOL
is this stef or her roommate?

this is stormy

lol.....is this a joke?

do u want it to be

i don't know what to say....i'm a bit shocked considering we've never met and wouldn't have had stef not used your IM

do u wanna meet me
im so horny


why are you suddenly interested in me? i thought you were married

steph is a slut
i left that dude

ok
stef is a slut?

yes
she has like 10 bf
sorry

ah, i guess that's why she ignored me
makes sense

i only have 4

lmao!

where do u live again
hey how do i change my yahoo pw

i dunno
read the help file

where can we meet tonight

um...well I met stef at that starbucks...you know the one?

when

i dunno i'm a little busy
you got some pictures?

maybe later then baby

yeah maybe later...but I forgot what you look like

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Touchdown Bowe 11:50 PM 12-24-2009
Tap that shit pussy
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Hammock Parties 05:08 PM 12-26-2009
Guess it's time for another date. Whee! She has a lip ring, is 22, and looks like she's 17. Works for me. :-).
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Hammock Parties 05:13 PM 12-26-2009
Bah, I guess not. She just rescheduled for tomorrow.

FAIL
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SPATCH 05:19 PM 12-26-2009
bitches runnin wild
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Quesadilla Joe 05:25 PM 12-26-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Well, this is weird. The girl I went out with about a month ago, has a roommate, that I knew of. She just now IM'd me, asking me to come over and **** her.

I asked her what happened to her roommate, whom, I went out with. She told me she was a slut and had like 10 boyfriends, which would explain why she ignored me after one date.

Anyway...weirdness.
God you talk to damn much. I would have already been logged off and headed to her apartment when she asked if I was ready to ****. :-)
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Hammock Parties 05:27 PM 12-26-2009
Originally Posted by KnowMo2724:
God you talk to damn much. I would have already been logged off and headed to her apartment when she asked if I was ready to ****. :-)
I'm not in the habit of fucking people I haven't met and haven't seen a picture of.
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SPATCH 05:33 PM 12-26-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
I'm not in the habit of ****ing people I haven't met and haven't seen a picture of.
You did that right thing bro... plus, sometimes bitches are just looking for validation, and if you give it to them too easily they lose interest immediately
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Dante84 05:43 PM 12-26-2009
And sometimes they are dudes.
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Hammock Parties 05:51 PM 12-26-2009
Nah, definitely a girl...I know her roommate...or knew, whatever. Snogged her roommate in my car, anyway.
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