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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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rockymtnchief 05:45 PM 12-02-2009
Popscicles sticks and duct tape. Make a splint.
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BigMeatballDave 05:46 PM 12-02-2009
I dated a woman briefly back in July. We had sex once. I went down on her. She never touched my shit once. I don't like that.
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Hammock Parties 05:53 PM 12-02-2009
Originally Posted by Donger:
:-)

But seriously, that tells you that it's psychological.
Well, good.

Considering we had to watch porn to get it up maybe she just wasn't that hot. Time to raise my standards.
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rockymtnchief 05:57 PM 12-02-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Well, good.

Considering we had to watch porn to get it up maybe she just wasn't that hot. Time to raise my standards.
Maybe it's time you DATE someone so you get comfortable enough around them. Lay off the interweb tramps.
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BigMeatballDave 05:59 PM 12-02-2009
Originally Posted by rockymtnchief:
Maybe it's time you DATE someone so you get comfortable enough around them. Lay off the interweb tramps.
This x1000.
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KCUnited 06:00 PM 12-02-2009
Yea thats the problem, your standards are too low.
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Fire Me Boy! 06:50 PM 12-02-2009
Originally Posted by rockymtnchief:
Maybe it's time you DATE someone so you get comfortable enough around them. Lay off the interweb tramps.
That.
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Delano 06:54 PM 12-02-2009
Originally Posted by rockymtnchief:
Maybe it's time you DATE someone so you get comfortable enough around them. Lay off the interweb tramps.
That is what I'm thinking. Get comfortable or get a good buzz.
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Hammock Parties 07:01 PM 12-02-2009
I wasn't that nervous. We met and talked for an hour beforehand in public. A buzz would have been counterproductive.
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Fire Me Boy! 07:05 PM 12-02-2009
Originally Posted by Delano:
That is what I'm thinking. Get comfortable or get a good buzz.
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He just needs to stop trying to tap strange all the time, get comfortable with a good woman and get in a relationship. He's getting limp dick because he has no relationship with these women whatsoever.
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Delano 07:05 PM 12-02-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
I wasn't that nervous. We met and talked for an hour beforehand in public. A buzz would have been counterproductive.
Well, ease into the homosexual thing. Maybe try a trap first.
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Fire Me Boy! 07:06 PM 12-02-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
I wasn't that nervous. We met and talked for an hour beforehand in public. A buzz would have been counterproductive.
Send a pic of this chick...
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Fire Me Boy! 07:06 PM 12-02-2009
Originally Posted by Delano:
Well, ease into the homosexual thing. Maybe try a tranny first.
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FYP
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Hammock Parties 07:07 PM 12-02-2009
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!:
He just needs to stop trying to tap strange all the time, get comfortable with a good woman and get in a relationship. He's getting limp dick because he has no relationship with these women whatsoever.
Dude, THOUSANDS of people across America tap strange ass every night and don't have issues. Why not me? There's something SERIOUSLY fucked up in my head.
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Delano 07:09 PM 12-02-2009
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!:
FYP
Trap is internet speak for transexual. Lulz
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