I have a date. - Page 577

Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Sonofabitch. I went limp again.

My head's not in a good place right now.

Maybe she wasn't that hot? Either that or I'm gay.

Didn't I tell you you wouldn't be able to get it up, earlier in this thread?
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Probably just nerves. You need more batting practice to get your swing down.

Stop thinking about it and do it. Or...go buy some Bette Midler/Cher CD's and accept who you are. :-)
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
I don't know, dude. I don't think I'm gay. But when the moment of truth comes and I can't perform I honestly wonder. This has happened twice now.....it went up and it went right back down....... :-)

Theres always Cialis dude
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
I don't know, dude. I don't think I'm gay. But when the moment of truth comes and I can't perform I honestly wonder. This has happened twice now.....it went up and it went right back down....... :-)

What did she say about that?
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
I don't know, dude. I don't think I'm gay. But when the moment of truth comes and I can't perform I honestly wonder. This has happened twice now.....it went up and it went right back down....... :-)

You have to ask yourself one question if you want this answered. Do you have no problem keeping it up when thinking of the dudes?
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Originally Posted by Donger:
Didn't I tell you you wouldn't be able to get it up, earlier in this thread?

I can get it up just fine. It just doesn't stay up.
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Ah, this was a different girl. But yes.

Today was disappointing enough of an experience that if I attempt to nail the hotter broad this weekend, I'm going in with a "YOU ARE PROBABLY GAY OR IMPOTENT" mindset. I'm worried and a little depressed. Something is ****ed up upstairs.

Don't worry about it. Nothing a lil' Viagra won't fix. I truly think it's nerves and you're psyching yourself out. But, call me later, I want tell you about the sales Macy's is having.
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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave:
What did she say about that?

She said it was OK. She was quite understanding.

Probably thinks I have chronic limp dick.
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Originally Posted by Simply Red:
But, call me later, I want tell you about the sales Macy's is having.

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!

:-)
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
I can get it up just fine. It just doesn't stay up.

Stop thinking about football, make some cool faces, and finish the job!
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
She said it was OK. She was quite understanding.

Probably thinks I have chronic limp dick.

Did she try anything to help you maintain?
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!

:-)

Told you it'd get her in the sack.
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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave:
Did she try anything to help you maintain?

Actually, no. She was not interested in dispensing oral favors.
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
I can get it up just fine. It just doesn't stay up.

:-)

But seriously, that tells you that it's psychological.
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Actually, no. She was not interested in dispensing oral favors.

Then she's a selfish bitch. Seriously. I don't mess with women like this. Honestly, I've never had a problem keeping it up, but I would not keep seeing a woman who does not show any interest in my junk.
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