I mean, I think my lady is more attractive.

But even with all the over the top plastic surgery which I'm not into, she's still well above average on planet earth.
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Let's get real. The vast majority of us, given the opportunity in a singles bar that caters to the over 35 crowd, wouldn't think twice about taking her home and hitting it like Seal Team 6 on a rescue mission. Granted, you might chew your arm off the next morning when all her makeup is on the pillowcase, but your nutsack would be empty and you'd leave with a smile on your face. I realize that there are some elitists here that only bang hardbody 18-25 year old super models, but to each their own. Besides, they all know if nothing else, their hand is a slut. .
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She ain't looking no 50 or 40 or 35 in a photo from this week...... :-)



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My wife bought her book yesterday. Son, I am disappoint.
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in the book, or your wife?
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in my wife because of the book purchase

Simpson actually looks hot on the front cover. They seem to have taken a picture that minimizes her weight gain induced squareface jaw.
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Brand new and just hot.....:-)


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Juggsica went all gymtastic and cranked out the super body!



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Those calves are next level.

I’m happy with my busy schedule, but there are days I lament not having like 6 months of nothing to do but cranking out weights at the gym.
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Planet Fitness.

They feed you pizza so you don’t have to worry about dinner. More time for working out.

/Pete
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Every time I try to get back into working out, I break down.

Try to run and within 4 weeks I have tendinitis in my ankle, a pair of stiff knees and a sore foot. Try to hit the weights and I normally can't make it two weeks before discs in my neck give up the ghost and I have knots through my middle-back.

I'd imagine I need a personal trainer to get me over the hump and back into fighting shape. Invariably I just fall apart when I try to go it alone.
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They were doing pizza every monday

I was trying to do the math if I could consume enough pizza on mondays to justify the 10 dollar gym fee :-)
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Looks way better.
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I'd rather marry that version, yes. But I'd rather have one night with this one:




Yeah, she's cartoonish, but that's just premium pump and dump material.

I think you're just not into curves. And I get it - that's not something you buy if you can just rent. My wife is 5'9" and about 130 lbs so my baseline approach is probably similar.

But a one-off? Lordy that would be a blast.
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I would definitely take this one over the one built like Richard Simmons.
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