I want jamie colby to do sexy things to me.
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I wonder how many [JACKSON SIGNS] thread will be on the first page when it happens? But the best one will be how many hours/days late will there be a [I DIDNT SEE IT ON THE FRONT PAGE-JACKSON SIGNS].

What is the best canned chili? Is any of it any good?

For a homely pot-smoker, that Phelps kid sure can swim. Just set another record on NBC, and I believe he did it with his old suit and not one of the newfangled ones there's such a commotion about.*

*DISCLAIMER: I have no interest in watching men swim, I was just flipping channels. Really.

Holy crap, turn on NBC. The chicks are about to swim, and one's named Poon and another's named Khoklova, I shit you not...

A Saturday is wasted when you are watching fishing shows versus actually fishing.

Damn. What does that say for porn? :-)

The real deal is certainly preferable. No doubt about that.

MY STARBUCKS GIRL IS BACK!!!!!! And she still loves me!!!!

Bang of gong, get it on.

Very filthy song just heard on "Aladdin". "Are you in or out?"

I'm surprised such a ballbusting song in a Disney movie!!!
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Genuflect, show some respect.... down on one knee.

I was just perusing CD Universe's website for the Pee-Wee's Big Adventure DVD (ask not) and there is a tag line just below the ad that reads:

Customers Who Buy Pee-Wee's Big Adventure Movie Purchase:

Bloodsucking Freaks DVD (1978) Director's Cut; Unrated

http://www.cduniverse.com/productinf...22&style=movie

And if you scroll further down they are advertising Three Tenors Christmas. Hmmm. So people who like Peww Wee Herman would also like bloodsucking freaks and a Christmas special???
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Not just any X-Mass special--but the Three Tenors at that.