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That was clearly tongue in cheek, trying to diffuse the tension of you yet again dropping in to instruct everyone that their culinary skills are subpar.
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Considering how often you've taken after me in this and other threads, my apologies (sincerely, no sarcasm) that I didn't read it that way.
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Oh fuck off.

I don't know what's gotten into you. But you've been a pissy little bitch for a while now.

I've tried to chuckle it off several times and say 'Oh, that's the FMB being FMB. but clearly something has put a burr under your saddle, and it's here to stay.
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Taken after you? You're this butthurt over OAT FUCKING MEAL.

I apologize. Oatmeal is awesome.
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Dude, there have been times when if I said the sky was blue, you'd have argued it was a different shade.

And I swear to God, I don't know what you're talking about re: oatmeal.
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And with that, I bow out of all future food threads, and leave FMB his kingdom.

Clearly no one else has anything to offer people on the subject.

Hope you find peace.
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You're gonna call me a pissy little bitch and then say that? Seriously? :-)
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I didn't come into here to argue, but that seems to be all you want to do any more. So I'll go else where and . . . NOT ARGUE.
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Honest to God, it seems to me that's on you. I'm not trying to argue right now, I'm pointing out that we're both coming from the same place. You think all I want is to argue with you, and I think the same of you.

Perhaps we could just call a truce and try to coexist peacefully. If you will tell me when you think I'm being a dick (and won't take offense when I do the same), maybe that would diffuse things before they get started.
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Of course, I just made a bad assumption as most people just toss everything in, go away, and then come back at the end. With all the cooking you do, I was surprised thinking you would make such a novice mistake. :-)
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No, you're right, shrimp in for 6 hours would be like little rocks. I put them in the last 15 minutes.
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All you dumb fucks just put a micro wave pizza in tonight and come back tomorrow refreshed
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I'm gonna have to type it out for you, man. I can't find it online.
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