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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Donger 05:09 PM 11-04-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
I'm pretty sure the blowjob was irrelevant, guys.
Obviously.
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SDChiefs 05:14 PM 11-04-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
I'm pretty sure the blowjob was irrelevant, guys.
Bite your tongue. A blow job is always relevant.
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Brock 05:38 PM 11-04-2009
God, this is the Hall of Fail.
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Hammock Parties 05:51 PM 11-04-2009
Originally Posted by Brock:
God, this is the Hall of Fail.
Here's something awesome: the second chick I went on a date with in this thread moved to MINNESOTA!

I chased her away! :-)
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Hammock Parties 01:58 AM 11-05-2009
This is awesome. I never e-mail black women, and always ignore them.

http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/20...rite-you-back/





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Fat Elvis 08:40 AM 11-05-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Honestly, I don't think it was anything I did.
I didn't think it was possible, but you were less pathetic as a virgin.
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BigMeatballDave 08:41 AM 11-05-2009
Originally Posted by SDChiefs:
Maybe you made her feel bad about her self, not cumming and all. She went home, blew a banana for practice and cried her self to sleep.
:-)
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Hammock Parties 06:19 PM 11-07-2009
Sweet. She finally says something.

Originally Posted by :
Dude, really, STOP checking out my profile. I'm out of state, and we went on ONE DATE more than SIX MONTHS AGO. Get the fuck over it. You're really fucking creeping me out. Just leave me alone.

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BigMeatballDave 06:27 PM 11-07-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Sweet. She finally says something.
:-)
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Chiefs=Champions 06:32 PM 11-07-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Sweet. She finally says something.
Shit son.


:-)
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Hammock Parties 06:34 PM 11-07-2009
I said "lol, at least you finally replied."

This is the girl that I had a great date with then fell of the face of the planet. 2nd date of my life. Blew me away! It was chronicled in this thread, too.

This is the first contact since. SUCCESS!

Any suggestions?
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BigMeatballDave 06:43 PM 11-07-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
I said "lol, at least you finally replied."

This is the girl that I had a great date with then fell of the face of the planet. 2nd date of my life. Blew me away! It was chronicled in this thread, too.

This is the first contact since. SUCCESS!

Any suggestions?
Fuck that bitch.
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Hammock Parties 06:44 PM 11-07-2009
Originally Posted by BigChiefDave:
Fuck that bitch.
Obviously. But I'd still like to know what was so terribly wrong with me that she wouldn't even talk to me again, especially after she kissed me so well and asked if I was married.
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BigMeatballDave 06:53 PM 11-07-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Obviously. But I'd still like to know what was so terribly wrong with me that she wouldn't even talk to me again, especially after she kissed me so well and asked if I was married.
Cuz shes fucking crazy!
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Chiefs=Champions 06:54 PM 11-07-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
I said "lol, at least you finally replied."

This is the girl that I had a great date with then fell of the face of the planet. 2nd date of my life. Blew me away! It was chronicled in this thread, too.

This is the first contact since. SUCCESS!

Any suggestions?
heres wat you do. Keep sending her messages (preferably strange/creepy ones) till she folds.

Next you meet up with her, mate and live happily ever after..

Afterall this is really wat shes trying to tell you when shes tells u to stop messaging her...
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