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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Donger 04:51 PM 11-04-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Nope. I didn't ejaculate at all.
Did you ejaculate at all?
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sedated 04:51 PM 11-04-2009
if you meet a chick that goes down on you that quick, she's not looking for a nice dinner, she's looking to get f**ked. hard.

and when she asks you if you are still awake at 11pm, don't just say yes, say you are up and ready to bend her over the kitchen sink.
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Donger 04:52 PM 11-04-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Nope. I didn't ejaculate at all.
Did she stop of her own volition or did you remove her?
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SDChiefs 04:52 PM 11-04-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Honestly, I don't think it was anything I did.
Women are fickle. The slightest hint of you being clingy can send a girl running. I have found that at first you need to show them you don't care. Don't treat them like crap by any means but show them that if its not them its someone else. If they fall for you, then you can start showing them you care and they will take it one of two ways.

A) They will return the favor and all will go well

B) They get scared off because a relationship was never what they really wanted.

Dating is a crap shoot my friend. You will lose far more than you win.
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Hammock Parties 04:53 PM 11-04-2009
Originally Posted by sedated:
if you meet a chick that goes down on you that quick, she's not looking for a nice dinner, she's looking to get f**ked. hard.
That's why she kept telling me she was looking for a long-term relationship?


Originally Posted by :
and when she asks you if you are still awake at 11pm, don't just say yes, say you are up and ready to bend her over the kitchen sink.
We're talking about different chicks.

Besides that second one is just weird. She doesn't want sex, at least not right now. An hour after she texts me, she replies to my reply and starts whining about getting fired from her job.

Strange.
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Hammock Parties 04:54 PM 11-04-2009
Originally Posted by Donger:
Did she stop of her own volition or did you remove her?
She had family business to attend to. It was her little sister's prom night.
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Donger 04:55 PM 11-04-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
She had family business to attend to. It was her little sister's prom night.
That isn't what I asked you.
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Hammock Parties 04:57 PM 11-04-2009
Originally Posted by Donger:
That isn't what I asked you.
I answered your question. She stopped of her own volition.
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Donger 04:59 PM 11-04-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
I answered your question. She stopped of her own volition.
No, you didn't. You could have asked/made her stop knowing that she had to go.
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SDChiefs 05:00 PM 11-04-2009
Originally Posted by wutamess:

Dude you fugging reak of you neediness/sense of belonging/clingy. Knock it off or you're going to forever wonder "what happened?".
This. Most women cant stand it. Ive done it too with chicks I really liked and it scares them away. So now I just play it cool. If they want me they want me, if they don't they don't. Not going to lose sleep over it.
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Hammock Parties 05:02 PM 11-04-2009
Originally Posted by Donger:
No, you didn't. You could have asked/made her stop knowing that she had to go.
Yeah, make a chick stop in the middle of a blowjob.

GREAT IDEA!
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SDChiefs 05:03 PM 11-04-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Nope. I didn't ejaculate at all.
Maybe you made her feel bad about her self, not cumming and all. She went home, blew a banana for practice and cried her self to sleep.
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Donger 05:03 PM 11-04-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Yeah, make a chick stop in the middle of a blowjob.

GREAT IDEA!
I've done it more times than I can recall. And, what makes you think that it is a worse idea than her stopping in the middle of it?
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Hammock Parties 05:05 PM 11-04-2009
I'm pretty sure the blowjob was irrelevant, guys.
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88TG88 05:07 PM 11-04-2009
Originally Posted by SDChiefs:
Maybe you made her feel bad about her self, not cumming and all. She went home, blew a banana for practice and cried her self to sleep.
:-)
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