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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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CosmicPal 12:49 AM 11-04-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
There won't be a next time.
Dude, we all know that. WE'RE TRYING TO HELP YOU GET A NEXT TIME with the next chick should their ever be one.
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Hammock Parties 12:50 AM 11-04-2009
Originally Posted by CosmicPal:
Dude, we all know that. WE'RE TRYING TO HELP YOU GET A NEXT TIME with the next chick should their ever be one.
Honestly, I don't think it was anything I did.
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88TG88 12:54 AM 11-04-2009
Thats hapened to me before. I think chicks dont want us to think of them as sluts so they cut ties and move on.

who knows
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Hammock Parties 12:57 AM 11-04-2009
Originally Posted by 88TG88:
Thats hapened to me before. I think chicks dont want us to think of them as sluts so they cut ties and move on.

who knows
If so, it was pretty weird considering she told me she was a nymphomaniac and I responded on our first date by DOWNPLAYING any sexual advance besides kissing (she was on her period). I made it very clear I was in it for MORE than just sex.

So, I was SHOCKED when she made a move towards my nether regions.

But now she got in a car accident and is going through therapy (neck) and might have to move to Missouri so...I think that has more to do with it than anything.

Or maybe my dick tastes funny. Who the fuck knows?
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wutamess 08:51 AM 11-04-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
If so, it was pretty weird considering she told me she was a nymphomaniac and I responded on our first date by DOWNPLAYING any sexual advance besides kissing (she was on her period). I made it very clear I was in it for MORE than just sex.

So, I was SHOCKED when she made a move towards my nether regions.

But now she got in a car accident and is going through therapy (neck) and might have to move to Missouri so...I think that has more to do with it than anything.

Or maybe my dick tastes funny. Who the **** knows?
Or maybe you shouldn't tell ANYONE you're wanting something more than s3x on a dating internet site.

Dude you fugging reak of you neediness/sense of belonging/clingy. Knock it off or you're going to forever wonder "what happened?".

- No arm around a chick until at the very least the 2nd date maybe even 3rd or 4th.
- Only hug when welcoming or saying good bye.

- No admission of you wanting a relationship (no matter how hot the chick is) until after 2-3 weeks of getting to know her.
If pressed for or given an ultimatum, say you're open to it. Don't blow your load all in one wad.

- No bringing up sex first in person. Even if u2 chatted about it heavily over the net. When you meet her... Let her give u a signal she wants you. Don't just dive in. Women don't like to feel rushed.

Play it more low key and stop acting like the dog on Transformers and you may get a 2nd date every once in a while.
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BY1401 09:22 AM 11-04-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
...she told me she was a nymphomaniac and I responded on our first date by DOWNPLAYING any sexual advance besides kissing (she was on her period)...
:-)

:-)
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Hammock Parties 04:13 PM 11-04-2009
Originally Posted by wutamess:
- No arm around a chick until at the very least the 2nd date maybe even 3rd or 4th.
Hahahahahaha.

Your advice sucks.
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MOhillbilly 04:32 PM 11-04-2009
minor threat wrote a song about your dumb fuckin ass gc.
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patteeu 04:45 PM 11-04-2009
Originally Posted by MOhillbilly:
minor threat wrote a song about your dumb ****in ass gc.
Which one?

Small Man, Big Mouth
Out of Step (With the World)
Sob Story
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SDChiefs 04:47 PM 11-04-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
There won't be a next time.
Show some asserrtivness. Call her up and tell her to meet you at the bar again. All goes well BJ leads to walk of shame.
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Hammock Parties 04:48 PM 11-04-2009
Originally Posted by SDChiefs:
Show some asserrtivness. Call her up and tell her to meet you at the bar again. All goes well BJ leads to walk of shame.
Dude, I was plenty assertive.

Ain't happening.

On to the next girl.
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wutamess 04:49 PM 11-04-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Hahahahahaha.

Your advice sucks.
Says the guy that can't bag a nympho and got left by himself at the movies.
Keep doing what you do.
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Donger 04:50 PM 11-04-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Well, it was an awesome first date. There won't be a second one.

Chicks, man. WTF.

"I can't talk to you anymore."

YOU WERE SUCKING MY COCK A WEEK AGO!!!!
Did you ejaculate in her mouth?
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Hammock Parties 04:50 PM 11-04-2009
Originally Posted by wutamess:
Says the guy that can't bag a nympho and got left by himself at the movies.
Keep doing what you do.
Hey, if I followed your advice I would have had no fun at all the other night.

Terrible. Just terrible.
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Hammock Parties 04:51 PM 11-04-2009
Originally Posted by Donger:
Did you ejaculate in her mouth?
Nope. I didn't ejaculate at all.
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