Met for dessert, walked across the street and sat at a mexican patio and necked, drove to a pond full of ducks, made out like teenagers and got head with the police station not a 100 yards away.
And she is unbelievably hot...and I made her laugh...a lot.
When it was over I put two hands on the small of her back, slammed her body against mine and kissed her like the world was coming to an end.
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Met for dessert, walked across the street and sat at a mexican patio and necked, drove to a pond full of ducks, made out like teenagers and got head with the police station not a 100 yards away.
And she is unbelievably hot...and I made her laugh...a lot.
When it was over I put two hands on the small of her back, slammed her body against mine and kissed her like the world was coming to an end.
Originally Posted by BigChiefDave:
Cool. Are you going to see her again?
99.9 percent sure.
Chicks are hard to read.
But she was all "I'm gonna be texting you bla bla bla"
I'm sure she was impressed that I was able to carry on a conversation while she...stimulated...me. Or perhaps weirded out. It was pretty weird.
At one point we're sitting there engaging in erotic activities and she asks "Where are we?" And I say "HEAVEN!" and she dies laughing...lol...I kill me.....
But she was all "I'm gonna be texting you bla bla bla"
I'm sure she was impressed that I was able to carry on a conversation while she...stimulated...me. Or perhaps weirded out. It was pretty weird.
At one point we're sitting there engaging in erotic activities and she asks "Where are we?" And I say "HEAVEN!" and she dies laughing...lol...I kill me.....
HEY IS THIS IOWA?!?!
That sounds cheesy as hell. Fortunately, a lot of women eat that shit up. :-) [Reply]
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Met for dessert, walked across the street and sat at a mexican patio and necked, drove to a pond full of ducks, made out like teenagers and got head with the police station not a 100 yards away.
And she is unbelievably hot...and I made her laugh...a lot.
When it was over I put two hands on the small of her back, slammed her body against mine and kissed her like the world was coming to an end.
BEST DATE EVER
So you "kissed her like the world was coming to an end" just after you got a hummer?:-)
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Well, this is fun. Nothing like talking to a former escort, who apparently wants to shag your brains out. I know, I know, it's likely a ruse and she'll probably make me pay. We'll see.
You're so much smoother than you used to be. Good job. [Reply]
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Met for dessert, walked across the street and sat at a mexican patio and necked, drove to a pond full of ducks, made out like teenagers and got head with the police station not a 100 yards away.
And she is unbelievably hot...and I made her laugh...a lot.
When it was over I put two hands on the small of her back, slammed her body against mine and kissed her like the world was coming to an end.
BEST DATE EVER
That was seriously an awesome exchange to open. If the date went that well things are looking good. [Reply]