Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
Pound the pud. And pound it again.
I would be shocked if this one didn't open her legs within two dates. She sent me a picture of herself in underwear for crying out loud. Tasteful, conservative underwear, but underwear nonetheless. And stilletos. [Reply]
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
I would be shocked if this one didn't open her legs within two dates. She sent me a picture of herself in underwear for crying out loud. Tasteful, conservative underwear, but underwear nonetheless. And stilletos.
Do me a favor and cap your 'internet date.' [Reply]
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
She saw my new pictures and said she liked them.
I said "thanks, I'll send you copies if you get online."
Then she said "I'm out."
Then I said "Oh no! Some guy is gonna steal you! :-)"
Just a friendly piece of advice: I think your "text game" needs a little work. That last one makes it seem like you're groveling after her. Send something confident and funny. I would've responded to the "I'm out" text with something along the lines of "OK, but remember, the key to scoring hot guys at bars is (insert something funny here)" I'm sure you can think of a myriad of things to insert at the end. [Reply]