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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Delano 02:31 PM 10-16-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
OMFG. I texted this chick last night and she was like "I'm out." I texted her back and went to sleep.

JUST NOW I get a text "sorry I didn't respond. I was like awwwww and then I got distracted. Remind me never to drink again. lol"

lololololololol...think she's into me?
What did you say before and after she said "I'm out."?
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Hammock Parties 02:35 PM 10-16-2009
Originally Posted by Delano:
What did you say before and after she said "I'm out."?
She saw my new pictures and said she liked them.

I said "thanks, I'll send you copies if you get online."

Then she said "I'm out."

Then I said "Oh no! Some guy is gonna steal you! :-)"
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Delano 03:02 PM 10-16-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
She saw my new pictures and said she liked them.

I said "thanks, I'll send you copies if you get online."

Then she said "I'm out."

Then I said "Oh no! Some guy is gonna steal you! :-)"
*wince*

What angle were you working with that comment?

Also, she probably was distracted by a phallus.
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Hammock Parties 03:05 PM 10-16-2009
I don't work angles. I just say what comes to mind.

I'm sure she doesn't give a shit. She just told me to call her..we have a cute little e-date set up. I told her to do her hair. :-)
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Hammock Parties 03:11 PM 10-16-2009
Originally Posted by Buzz:
I hope you take a shower and brush your teeth this time.
OK. Good to know.
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Mr. Flopnuts 03:25 PM 10-16-2009
Pound the pud. And pound it again.
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Hammock Parties 03:27 PM 10-16-2009
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
Pound the pud. And pound it again.
I would be shocked if this one didn't open her legs within two dates. She sent me a picture of herself in underwear for crying out loud. Tasteful, conservative underwear, but underwear nonetheless. And stilletos.
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Delano 03:31 PM 10-16-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
I would be shocked if this one didn't open her legs within two dates. She sent me a picture of herself in underwear for crying out loud. Tasteful, conservative underwear, but underwear nonetheless. And stilletos.
Do me a favor and cap your 'internet date.'
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Hammock Parties 03:35 PM 10-16-2009
Originally Posted by Buzz:
Nobody remotely believes you, pics please.
I don't give a shit, but I posted the pic in the pics forum. Douche.

Originally Posted by :
Do me a favor and cap your 'internet date.'
I'll take some screenshots. Maybe she'll flash a boob.
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Stewie 03:45 PM 10-16-2009
Did she tell you her friend was going to pass you a note in history class? Jesus.
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Hammock Parties 03:50 PM 10-16-2009
Originally Posted by Stewie:
Did she tell you her friend was going to pass you a note in history class? Jesus.
Yeah she's sort of flirty like that. It's cute. GFY.
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Ecto-I 03:50 PM 10-16-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
She saw my new pictures and said she liked them.

I said "thanks, I'll send you copies if you get online."

Then she said "I'm out."

Then I said "Oh no! Some guy is gonna steal you! :-)"
Just a friendly piece of advice: I think your "text game" needs a little work. That last one makes it seem like you're groveling after her. Send something confident and funny. I would've responded to the "I'm out" text with something along the lines of "OK, but remember, the key to scoring hot guys at bars is (insert something funny here)" I'm sure you can think of a myriad of things to insert at the end.
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Hammock Parties 03:50 PM 10-16-2009
Originally Posted by Ecto-I:
Just a friendly piece of advice: I think your "text game" needs a little work.
I don't care to work on it. Game is bullshit.
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MOhillbilly 03:53 PM 10-16-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Game is bullshit.

thats cause you have none bitch. no balls,no sand,no guts, no grit,no game.
youre a curdog.

face the facts.
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88TG88 04:01 PM 10-16-2009
Whats a curdog ?
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