I saw a photo the other day of Jessica Simpson. SHE IS HUGE! Her knockers look like they are a 44GGG and could nurse the entire Chiefs Planet family......
Women that wear a lot of make-up have skin that looks like that. I've known and dated 30 year olds in the last few years and that's what their skin looked like without any make-up on. They looked older than me. :-) But then I don't **** up my skin by covering it in chemical bullshit every day.
My current serious ladyfriend is more in my age bracket (41). I'm down with milf-land. :-) [Reply]
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
let me show you what a 38 year old looks like in hollywood
when you are 38 years old in hollywood you can easily looks 10 years younger
so yes, jessica looks like a caricature of herself, and definitely older than she actually is due to terrible plastic surgery, trying to get back what she destroyed
Originally Posted by Hammock Parties:
my point is that jessica looks kinda shitty for someone her age in hollywood
significantly worse than her peers
i guess OK for a normal person, though, again, i've easily seen better looking women on dating apps that are the same age
she's a ****ing cartoon - if that turns you on, great, but objectively, not that great, pal
looks like a B-list porn star
Hollywood is not the real world.
I'm personally not all that into all the cosmetic work. But if I were a single guy, hanging at the bar, and she walked up and starting hitting on me, I'd be down. First I'd have to determine she wasn't a 'pro'.
I feel like I'm being blocked into defending all the over the top plastic surgery. Which I'm not.
I'm just saying all the guys that say they wouldn't hit that in real world circumstances are full of shit. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Chris Meck:
Hollywood is not the real world.
I'm personally not all that into all the cosmetic work. But if I were a single guy, hanging at the bar, and she walked up and starting hitting on me, I'd be down. First I'd have to determine she wasn't a 'pro'.
I feel like I'm being blocked into defending all the over the top plastic surgery. Which I'm not.
I'm just saying all the guys that say they wouldn't hit that in real world circumstances are full of shit.
Ain't that the truth. Funny thing is she wouldn't give anyone like Meat Peeker a second look. Him thinking she isn't good enough for him is a laugh. [Reply]
Originally Posted by stumppy:
Ain't that the truth. Funny thing is she wouldn't give anyone like Meat Peeker a second look. Him thinking she isn't good enough for him is a laugh.
I didn't say that.
The girl I'm going out with tonight is certainly more attractive, and less fake, with a face less busted, though.
There are CPers wives who are more attractive than this woman. You guys are just distracted by plastic stuffed into her stretchy skin. [Reply]