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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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luv 09:58 PM 09-30-2009
Ouch. I've been on some awful dates, but at least both of us were nice enough to see it through.
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BigMeatballDave 09:59 PM 09-30-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:

And "surrogates" sucked ass. But in a good way.
Ditched while watching a shitty movie. :-)
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Hammock Parties 10:02 PM 09-30-2009
Also, the bitch I went out with Saturday apparently doesn't care for me either, despite agreeing to see me again.

WOMEN HATE ME


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OnTheWarpath15 10:04 PM 09-30-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Well, I just got dumped in the middle of a date for the first time. Un-fucking-believable.

I meet this girl at the movie theater - that's all I wanted, some company for the moves, and something else, too, heh heh - and she's totally smoking. Drop-dead hottie. Only five feet tall, too, which I love. Anyway, she smiles and says "You look just like your pic!" Yes, bitch, I'm hot and you love it. High five.

So we go into the move theater and have a nice enough chat. It's not awkward, I put my arm around her and the movie begins. We laugh and talk about the movie.

About an hour into it, she says she's going out to get a drink and go to the bathroom. Cool, fine.

10 minutes pass....no girl.

20 minutes pass...no girl.

The movie ends...where the fuck is she?

I go out into the lobby, she's nowhere to be found. Text her "u leave??" No reply, I leave, pissed the fuck off, what the fuck just happened, what a bitch, she has no soul. OMFG. I call Simply Red and whine to him for awhile. He's my intellectual whore.

Anyway, what the fuck. Women can be total cunts. Was she married? Was she using me for a free movie? Who the fuck knows.

Time for some fucking ice cream.

And "surrogates" sucked ass. But in a good way.
Why the fuck would she wait an hour to leave?
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Predarat 10:04 PM 09-30-2009
I've had things like that happen to me a few times, its horrible! I laugh about it now but back then it felt awful.
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luv 10:05 PM 09-30-2009
Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58:
Why the **** would she wait an hour to leave?
Too soon, and the going to the bathroom excuse seems forced.
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DeezNutz 10:06 PM 09-30-2009
Eh, brush that bitch off.

Have some "me" time and go to sleep.
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BigMeatballDave 10:08 PM 09-30-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Also, the bitch I went out with Saturday apparently doesn't care for me either, despite agreeing to see me again.
Some chicks are just flakes.
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Hammock Parties 10:23 PM 09-30-2009
Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58:
Why the fuck would she wait an hour to leave?
Maybe she was cheating on her husband and felt guilty and decided otherwise?

Who the fuck knows.

Women...can't live with 'em and they can't pee standin' up.
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Valiant 10:32 PM 09-30-2009
LOL, you must be doing something to creep them out..
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Hammock Parties 10:34 PM 09-30-2009
Originally Posted by Valiant:
LOL, you must be doing something to creep them out..
Without question.

I'm getting really insecure about it. I should find some girl to go out with and tell me what the fuck is wrong.
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BigMeatballDave 10:43 PM 09-30-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Without question.

I'm getting really insecure about it. I should find some girl to go out with and tell me what the **** is wrong.
Do you have any female friends that can help you with this?
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Hammock Parties 10:52 PM 09-30-2009
Originally Posted by BigChiefDave:
Do you have any female friends that can help you with this?
lol, there's luv

And I'm sure Amanda would do it but she lives in Austin...and probably wants to bone me...I'm not interested in her that way.
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wutamess 10:57 PM 09-30-2009
It was the arm around her thing.
No woman wants to feel like she's with a possible stalker/possessive type.

Chill with the "having to touch people" and let things run it's course.
If she's into you it'll happen. If not then she won't up and leave since you didn't smother her with your arm/affection.

Less is more.
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Hammock Parties 11:00 PM 09-30-2009
Originally Posted by wutamess:
It was the arm around her thing.
No woman wants to feel like she's with a possible stalker/possessive type.
Yeah, I doubt it. She said her back hurt in the position she was in and I removed my arm about 10 minutes into the movie.

She left waaaaaaaaay after.

By the way, I could just NOT make a move at all...you know, the thing I got criticized for when I took the last girl to a movie.

DAMNED IF I DO
DAMNED IF I DON'T


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