crazycoffey 10:00 PM 01-05-2007
The big anti-hijack thread.....
Talk about anything, but if this works than we don't have to keep looking around all the threads to see who is still on tonight, and every night, or even every day! Talk about the chiefs, talk about tomorrow, talk about football, politics or even how to do flooring and the applicable budget. What you're drinking, how hard it is to sleep, etc. Every thing is acceptable in this thread.....
http://www.timeanddate.com/worldcloc...om.html?sort=2 see for yourself, it is ten o'clock somewhere.
Sam Hall 10:17 PM 02-08-2007
I'm tempted to bust out the Helen Keller jokes...
Simplex3 10:17 PM 02-08-2007
Originally Posted by Pinkfloyd ::-)
You do know I'd just kneecap you, right?
Simplex3 10:17 PM 02-08-2007
Originally Posted by Sam Hall :
How do her parents punish her?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Simplex3 10:18 PM 02-08-2007
How do you Punish Hellen Keller? 1- Reareange the Furniture 2- Give her a basketball and tell her to read it. 3- tell her to find the corners in a round room
Sam Hall 10:21 PM 02-08-2007
Originally Posted by Simplex3 :
How do her parents punish her?
Re-arrange the furniture.
Simplex3 10:21 PM 02-08-2007
Why did Helen Keller's dog jump off a cliff and kill itself? You would too if your name was sajifjlsisdjifiuop.
PinkFloyd 10:21 PM 02-08-2007
Originally Posted by Simplex3 :
I hear ya...
:-)
Sam Hall 10:21 PM 02-08-2007
Originally Posted by Sam Hall :
dangit repost
Simplex3 10:22 PM 02-08-2007
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? So she can moan with the other.
Sam Hall 10:23 PM 02-08-2007
Originally Posted by Simplex3 :
That's what I was looking for
:-)
Simplex3 10:25 PM 02-08-2007
what did the cannible say to the other cannible after they ate the clown? Did he taste funny to you?
Sam Hall 10:27 PM 02-08-2007
Originally Posted by Simplex3 :
Just in time for "Hannibal Rising."
Simplex3 10:27 PM 02-08-2007
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scot are in a bar when a fly lands in each of their beers. The Englishman, disgusted, pushes the beer away and demands a new one. The Scot, picks the fly out and keeps drinking. The Irishman grabs the fly, sqeezes it, and shouts, "Spit it out you little bastard!"
el borracho 10:27 PM 02-08-2007
Originally Posted by munkey :
Simplex3 10:31 PM 02-08-2007
What do you call a lesbien dinosuar? Lickalotofpuss.
