Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!
I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)
And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Saulbadguy:
My god, this is hilarious. Especially the part when he says we are jealous. This guy is a posting genious.
He's right though. I AM jealous. This guy probably bangs skanks while doing 115 on his sick crotch rocket, all the while popping wheelies and slamming down Jack Daniels. [Reply]
Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain:
its his choice just like its mine to go out and drive after getting tanked. I don't care about anyone on the road. if your in my way your fair game when im driving home at night. hey vulture what time was it when you got pulled over?
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These dushbags can't be for real.:-) Grow up and get off the board. [Reply]
I am sure that 90% of the guys who ever owned a good rice rocket have been over a 100. Everyone acts like this guy is nuts or something. Your top bikes are doing 0-60 in like 2.5 seconds now. Try keeping it under 100 all the time. [Reply]
Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY:
I am sure that 90% of the guys who ever owned a good rice rocket have been over a 100. Everyone acts like this guy is nuts or something. Your top bikes are doing 0-60 in like 2.5 seconds now. Try keeping it under 100 all the time.
A Corvette gets up to 60 mph in around 4-4.5 seconds. Why don't all the people I see on the highway driving Corvettes do 100+ everywhere they go? [Reply]
Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY:
I am sure that 90% of the guys who ever owned a good rice rocket have been over a 100. Everyone acts like this guy is nuts or something. Your top bikes are doing 0-60 in like 2.5 seconds now. Try keeping it under 100 all the time.
That may be true, but I think what everyone is trying to say is that it would be a horrible shame if the guy were to wreck and kill someone other than himself. Most RESPONSIBLE and RESPECTABLE people would do that in a secluded place not on city streets.
I don't think anyone really gives two shits if this guy dies. He's a free BOY and can do what he wants.
Personally, if I had a crotch rocket I'd go over 100 too, but I'd be as responsible as I could about it...and I think most people would probably say the same thing. [Reply]
