Looks like somebody is fuckin.
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Not me. I got stood up. But at least I got some pizza. I ate all hers.

I also got some ice cream on the way home. Cus if you ain't got pussy, you might as well get some ice cream and watch some fuckin' Chiefs football. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.

If I actually hear from this bitch again I am not driving very far.
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I think it's time to find a different approach. At some point, if there's no water in the well, you have to start looking for other sources. The internet has not been kind to you.
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Mistress has instructed me to provide her with a bitch boy to partner with me in amusing her and servicing her sexual desires. To be considered, Mistress requires the following physical attributes.

1. Caucasian male, preferably at least 6'0" tall
2. Physically fit with strong preference toward athletes and body builder types
3. Super clean and well groomed (no facial hair, cock and balls must be shaved)

Mistress will require the following of her bitch boys (you and me).

1. Complete sexual servitude
2. Oral sex between bitch boys
3. Anal sex between bitch boys
4. Physical restraint via bondage hardware such as collars, chains, and rope

If you meet the qualifications and can serve as required, feel free to respond this posting. You must send face and full body pics to receive a reply. If you do not receive a reply, it means Mistress is not interested in you.
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You and this thread has lost its burst.
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I'm not so sure he ever had a burst...
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I think you really need to start going out, instead of putting all of your eggs in one basket. You need to diversify how you sell your ding dong if you want to be a a real ding dong salesman.

I used to meet chicks on the internet all the time, and actually just started up again because it's so damn easy. But I also meet girls at the bar. At the supermarket. At the golf course. And my newly acquired taste of wherever the hell they work. Women for some reason must be crazy horny while working.

I don't claim to know much about women, but I think you would would save alot of time if on Saturday Night if you just overbooked your bitches, and said for all of them to meet you out at bar/night club/tavern "insert name here" with you and your buddies. Then, when they do come, they see other chicks talking to you and then their bitchlike inferior complex goes into effect where they become competitive against the other broads. Make it casual, then at the end of the night. Whatever one is still standing and hasn't f*cked your friend, you take home in bang. That strategy has worked for me in the past.
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Wow. I just passed up the opportunity to give a guy a bj. Funny thing is he begged.... :-)

You know something's gotta be wrong when a guy is cute, and won't take no for an answer. It's a hug turn off, and like I want some guy like that in my apartment. GET A CLUE AND LEAVE ME ALONE.
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PLEEEEEEASSSSSEEEEEE !!!1
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Begged? :-)
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Did you know i'm utterly insane, luv, huh, did you know that?
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Well I can guarantee one thing...if I ever meet luv I won't be begging for a blowjob.
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welcome to six mos ago.
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Jesus Fucking Christ, is that even necessary? Don't bring up something that did not even need to be seen.

:-)
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