I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.
The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.
It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.
So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.
Farewell, Chiefsplanet!
(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)
Originally Posted by Deberg_1990:
Raising Cains is my fave chicken currently
Went there once. Much like Chick-Fil-A, it's good, but it ain't Popeyes.
Ironically, the local Popeyes, Chick-Fil-A and Raising Cain are all within 200 yards of each other. And there's a KFC maybe half a mile up the street. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Deberg_1990:
What’s your ‘go to’ fast food for chicken?
Still can't get into fast-food chicken. Few foods have such a drop off in quality so fast, when it goes from hot and tasty to cold and greasy in like a minute.
But all of them have the best sides, compared to fries and pies at hamburger joints. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Baby Lee:
Still can't get into fast-food chicken. Few foods have such a drop off in quality so fast, when it goes from hot and tasty to cold and greasy in like a minute.
But all of them have the best sides, compared to fries and pies at hamburger joints.
If I'm having chicken, I'm going to Southern for cluckin' hot Nashville style. That shit is life-changing. But they cook everything for fresh consumption, so they've been closed since Sept.
I walk down the street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk
I fall in.
I am lost ... I am helpless.
It isn't my fault.
It takes me forever to find a way out. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Raiderhader: Autobiography In Five Short Chapters
By Portia Nelson
Chapter 1
I walk down the street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk
I fall in.
I am lost ... I am helpless.
It isn't my fault.
It takes me forever to find a way out.
Chapter 2
I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I pretend I don't see it.
I fall in again.
I can't believe I am in the same place
but, it isn't my fault.
It still takes a long time to get out. [Reply]
