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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Hammock Parties 09:24 PM 08-04-2009
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP:
Sexual contact? You either had sex or did not. You're batting 0.250.
Oral sex is sex.
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keg in kc 09:24 PM 08-04-2009
Originally Posted by Sure-Oz:
I don't even know why i tried, i know people with massive anxiety disorders that can ****ing talk to a chick in public
Shit, you know me. I have massive anxiety disorders and I've been married. Which in turn made my massive anxiety disorders more massive, but that's another thread.

The internet is just a crutch for some folks.
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KCUnited 09:25 PM 08-04-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Actually, it does. I don't know if she wants to be left alone. I don't know if she's married. I don't know if she has a boyfriend. I don't know if she's gay.

Waste of my goddamn time when there is ass ALL OVER the internet broadcasting that information from the get-go.
At least you would know right then. It seems like you waste more time now trying to chase down people who don't seem real.
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luv 09:26 PM 08-04-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Oral sex is sex.
:-)

Oral sex is foreplay.
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Sure-Oz 09:26 PM 08-04-2009
Originally Posted by keg in kc:
Shit, you know me. I have massive anxiety disorders and I've been married. Which in turn made my massive anxiety disorders more massive, but that's another thread.

The internet is just a crutch for some folks.
:-)

Seriously I actually do know a few guys at work that have no problem talking to chicks and admitted they have bad anxiety disorders and didn't resort to the interwebs to get their gfs
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Hammock Parties 09:27 PM 08-04-2009
Originally Posted by KCUnited:
At least you would know right then. It seems like you waste more time now trying to chase down people who don't seem real.
This is the first time I've been stood up.
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luv 09:27 PM 08-04-2009
Originally Posted by KCUnited:
At least you would know right then. It seems like you waste more time now trying to chase down people who don't seem real.
Seems like an effort to go meet girls to have them change their mind, or to show up and be stood up.
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BigMeatballDave 09:27 PM 08-04-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Oral sex is sex.
Yeah, not really...
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Hammock Parties 09:28 PM 08-04-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
Seems like an effort to go meet girls to have them change their mind, or to show up and be stood up.
It wasn't much of an effort tonight. I was going to the gym anyway.
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luv 09:30 PM 08-04-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
It wasn't much of an effort tonight. I was going to the gym anyway.
Yeah, for your nightly 15 minute workout?
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DeezNutz 09:31 PM 08-04-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
there is ass ALL OVER the internet broadcasting that information from the get-go.
The pieces of ass at the bars are doing the same thing. You just don't know how to read the signals because you're too busy tracking down IP numbers.
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Mecca 09:32 PM 08-04-2009
Well this thread is pretty amusing.....

I never thought I'd see the day someone said having a conversation with a woman was to much work.
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Hammock Parties 09:33 PM 08-04-2009
Originally Posted by luv:
Yeah, for your nightly 15 minute workout?
Do I have to explain everything in great detail to you? Jesus Christ. Ok, pay attention.

I was going the gym today. I decided to meet her for a blowjob first. She consented. Afterwards, I was going to work out.

When I got there, she wasn't there. So I waited 30 minutes. Then I decided to work out while I waited for her. After 15 minutes of that, it was pretty clear she wasn't going to show up, so I got pissed off, and left.

In either case, the gym is five minutes away, so it's not much effort either way.
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Hammock Parties 09:33 PM 08-04-2009
Originally Posted by DeezNutz:
The pieces of ass at the bars are doing the same thing. You just don't know how to read the signals because you're too busy tracking down IP numbers.
It's been well established that I'm not into bars. Sorry.
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Mecca 09:36 PM 08-04-2009
You know GoChiefs if you would develop a bit more of a personality this wouldn't be so difficult.
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