Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!
I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)
And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it. [Reply]
Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain:
stay off the streets at night if you can't hang. seriously, would your wife and kids be out at 3am? do a better job of protecting them by keeping them put of my way when the bar closes dumb ****!
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are you driving down the road as you type this? [Reply]
Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain:
stay off the streets at night if you can't hang. seriously, would your wife and kids be out at 3am? do a better job of protecting them by keeping them put of my way when the bar closes dumb ****!
Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain:
stay off the streets at night if you can't hang. seriously, would your wife and kids be out at 3am? do a better job of protecting them by keeping them put of my way when the bar closes dumb ****!
Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain:
stay off the streets at night if you can't hang. seriously, would your wife and kids be out at 3am? do a better job of protecting them by keeping them put of my way when the bar closes dumb ****!
Originally Posted by Mr. Plow:
Nah, he's got a better job than that....
You have to admit that's incredibly efficient. In the U.S. we'd be transporting that meat in a $120k refrigerated truck burning $5 worth of fuel every 7 miles. [Reply]
