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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Hammock Parties 09:08 PM 08-04-2009
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
You're right, at this point, you've ignored thousands of sentences of advice from many people who honestly tried to help you and keep you out of dangersou situations.
Oh, so you ARE a scared pussy about casual sex.

Noted.
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DeezNutz 09:09 PM 08-04-2009
GoChiefs, why are you afraid of meeting girls in the sometimes shockingly successful thing we call real life?

And you're calling someone else a scared pussy? Are you kidding?
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keg in kc 09:09 PM 08-04-2009
Originally Posted by dirk digler:
No she isn't. Maybe you should try a real relationship instead of trying to get random blow jobs by gay guys
Originally Posted by Katipan:
Seriously Clay, they're pretty fun.

There's this whole discovery process.... Theres the private battle between sexes when you really don't yet know how far you will go together... There's the whole this girl's mouth may not have just been on some other cock in the past hour thing...
Good gracious. Time for me to show up and be the voice of reason.

Relationships are bad, mmm'kay.




But random internet hookups are even worse.
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Hammock Parties 09:10 PM 08-04-2009
Originally Posted by DeezNutz:
GoChiefs, why are you afraid of meeting girls in the sometimes shockingly successful thing we call real life?
It's just not something I do. I don't hit on girls in public.
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Iowanian 09:11 PM 08-04-2009
Try meeting a girl that has to actually talk to you and close the deal.

You can't. Not even at a Lane Bryant store with little debbie cologne.
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DaKCMan AP 09:11 PM 08-04-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
It's just not something I do. I don't hit on girls in public.
Scared pussy.
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keg in kc 09:12 PM 08-04-2009
It's not that. He doesn't like vagina. He likes dick. Big monster dicks. He's all over guys in public.
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Sure-Oz 09:13 PM 08-04-2009
So will you give e-harmony and all that shit a try when you are 'serious' about a relationship?

i think you increase the chances of getting raped everytime you try to get sex or a bj from some random whore online.
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Hammock Parties 09:13 PM 08-04-2009
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
Try meeting a girl that has to actually talk to you and close the deal.
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Sounds like a lot of effort. I'd rather meet random pieces of ass over the internet. Much easier.
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Hammock Parties 09:13 PM 08-04-2009
Originally Posted by Sure-Oz:
i think you increase the chances of getting raped everytime you try to get sex or a bj from some random whore online.
Oh look, another scared pussy!
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DaKCMan AP 09:14 PM 08-04-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Sounds like a lot of effort. I'd rather meet random pieces of ass over the internet. Much easier.
So much easier that it's worked, what, once?
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DeezNutz 09:14 PM 08-04-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
It's just not something I do. I don't hit on girls in public.
This is your next step on the road to self-confidence.

No bullshit lines. No fucking "game."

I'll give you my ultra-successful super secret method that I used throughout college with many positive results. Now get ready, this is a bit complicated.

I would spot an attractive piece of ass. Make eye contact. And then, here's where it gets technical, I would walk over to the girl and hit her with this piece of eloquence, "Hello. My name is DeezNutz..." Conversation to follow.
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keg in kc 09:16 PM 08-04-2009
But don't say your name is DeezNutz.
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luv 09:16 PM 08-04-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
It's just not something I do. I don't hit on girls in public.
Safety behind a keyboard? You may try to talk the talk, but you will never get game that way.
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Sure-Oz 09:16 PM 08-04-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Oh look, another scared pussy!
LOL, so you're ripping on me now, when i have not really bad mouthed you in this thread.

Who needs to fucking meet chicks online and do all the conversing over aim when you can actually talk to them in person, and pretty much every chick ive talked to has given me their # and dates to follow, its not fucking hard dude
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