I have a date. - Page 517

Originally Posted by Iowanian:
Was it a dude or a 14 year old girl?

One of these is going to end very badly for you.

They're almost as flaky as the creepy fucks that try to get blowjobs in the woods from people they don't know from the internet

Shut the fuck up.
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
It's pretty cool bro. I'm going to get dozens of blowjobs this year.

Mood: STOKED

Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
I'm gonna fuck her, too. Don't fret.

Blowjobs are a little more convenient, though.

Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
see you fags later

time to get blown

Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
God dammit.

History repeats itself.. and none of us are surprised. Loser.
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Shut the fuck up.

There was a great deal of truthiness in his post.
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Look at the bright side, he could have given you herpes or something.
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
OK, so I went to the gym, parked, waited....waited....got out of my car....waited...waited....8:30 rolls around, she's not fucking there, I go in the gym and work out for 15 fucking minutes, she's still not fucking there, fuck this, I'm leaving, what the fuck, seriously, 21-year old girls are flaky as fuck, jesus fucking christ.

:-)
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This girl WILL be blowing me. No doubt in my mind.

But...fuck. Jesus Christ. Show the fuck up when you say you're gonna.
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
This girl WILL be blowing me. No doubt in my mind.

But...fuck. Jesus Christ. Show the fuck up when you say you're gonna.

No she isn't. Maybe you should try a real relationship instead of trying to get random blow jobs by gay guys
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Originally Posted by dirk digler:
No she isn't. Maybe you should try a real relationship instead of trying to get random blow jobs by gay guys

Yes she is. The bitch is real. One of her equally flaky girlfriends probably called or something.
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
This girl WILL be blowing me. No doubt in my mind.

But...fuck. Jesus Christ. Show the fuck up when you say you're gonna.

Says the loser who continually cries wolf..
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Yes she is. The bitch is real. One of her equally flaky girlfriends probably called or something.

She is only real in your imagination.

I am trying to help you out here, go get a real girlfriend and get all the blow jobs you want.
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Originally Posted by dirk digler:
No she isn't. Maybe you should try a real relationship instead of trying to get random blow jobs by gay guys

Seriously Clay, they're pretty fun.

There's this whole discovery process.... Theres the private battle between sexes when you really don't yet know how far you will go together... There's the whole this girl's mouth may not have just been on some other cock in the past hour thing...
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Originally Posted by Katipan:
Seriously Clay, they're pretty fun.

There's this whole discovery process.... Theres the private battle between sexes when you really don't yet know how far you will go together... There's the whole this girl's mouth may not have just been on some other cock in the past hour thing...

Sounds like you have alot of personal experience :-)
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Originally Posted by dirk digler:
She is only real in your imagination.

I am trying to help you out here, go get a real girlfriend and get all the blow jobs you want.

That's not really how it works. :-)
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Originally Posted by Katipan:
Seriously Clay, they're pretty fun.

There's this whole discovery process.... Theres the private battle between sexes when you really don't yet know how far you will go together... There's the whole this girl's mouth may not have just been on some other cock in the past hour thing...

WHA????? Half the fun of random skeezy blowjobs is wondering what kind of diseases this chick is gonna give you...oh..and if she swallows. It's always a big guessing game til the moment cums..
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Originally Posted by dirk digler:
Sounds like you have alot of personal experience :-)

I've had 1 or 2 relationships.
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