Always have TP in the work truck. I will say sometimes you have to beat feet way back in the timber when nature calls. My first choice is always off with the tightie whities rip them into a couple of pieces and go commando the rest of the day.
If I have used the underwear already I am looking for a sycamore or cottonwood tree. Those leaves are big and soft. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
If you have a work truck and this situation happens frequently, why wouldn't you get a camping toilet to put in the back of the truck?
There's a reason you've never seen anyone sitting in a pickup bed on the shitter. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
If you have a work truck and this situation happens frequently, why wouldn't you get a camping toilet to put in the back of the truck?
Cuz then you gotta clean it. Or put a grocery bag in it. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Detoxing:
I don't know if any of you have ever tried actually wiping your ass with leaves.
It doesn't work in case you were wondering.
Originally Posted by seclark:
Now, there’s different kinds of leaf’s
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Originally Posted by ghak99:
Most are probably about like using a page out of a glossy magazine.
Leaves with a little fur on them can work well. A half hour later you'll wish you hadn't used something with a little fur on it though. I wasn't very old when it happened, but I will run out of socks, sleeves, and pant legs before I ever wipe my ass with giant rag weed again.
Okay this subject could be a comedy gold thread in the off season. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Rain Man:
If you have a work truck and this situation happens frequently, why wouldn't you get a camping toilet to put in the back of the truck?
Originally Posted by srvy:
Always have TP in the work truck. I will say sometimes you have to beat feet way back in the timber when nature calls. My first choice is always off with the tightie whities rip them into a couple of pieces and go commando the rest of the day.
If I have used the underwear already I am looking for a sycamore or cottonwood tree. Those leaves are big and soft.
Have you ever ran into any bears in the woods? Did they ask you if poo stuck to your skin? [Reply]
Originally Posted by mlyonsd:
There's a reason you've never seen anyone sitting in a pickup bed on the shitter.
If you ever worked an office tower under construction they use short squat portable toilets so they don't blow over in the wind. When sit down to shit your head down to your shoulders are above the walls of the porta potty. The office tower workers across the street can see exactly what you were doing.
