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Hall of Classics>101 random roasts by misc Roastmasters - Thread #2
Pasta Little Brioni 03:00 PM 05-20-2013
As a spinoff to the successful NFL Network's version of this and from the drama thread, it has come to fruition that this thread must be created.

Each day Hootie will reveal a member starting with 101 and working his way in order to number 1. I will update the OP as I see the names revealed.

*Warning this thread may cause a severe case of butthurt*

Let it begin!!

Hootie's List

Saul Good - A little about Roaster #2 (by frazod)
Spoiler!

85 BigRedChief
Spoiler!


84. StevieRay
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83. Rustshack
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82. KCnative
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81. Notorious
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80. Braincase
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79. big nasty kcnut
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78. crazycoffey
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77. Phobia

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76 Dave Lane

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75 KnowMo roasted by PGM
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74 Luv roasted by Mr. Flopnuts
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73. Mr Flopnuts
(by Iowanian)
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72. patteeu (by frazod)
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71. Bob Dole
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70. Sweet Daddy Hate/Raised On Riots/Darth CarlSatan (roasted by Clay)
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69.Setsuna (by rico)
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68. Burt (by J Diddy)
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67. petez28 (by PGM)
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Hammock Parties 11:33 AM 06-29-2013
Originally Posted by J Diddy:
Mine was HOF worthy so there.
like...retard hall of fame?
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Hammock Parties 11:34 AM 06-29-2013
Originally Posted by J Diddy:
I'd be happier if she shared them.

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ShortRoundChief 11:35 AM 06-29-2013
Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER:
like...retard hall of fame?
I don't know Clay, you're the only one that I know of who's ever been inducted.


Are you saying I have a chance, semi-chub?
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Hammock Parties 11:35 AM 06-29-2013
Originally Posted by J Diddy:
I don't know Clay, you're the only one that I know of who's ever been inducted.


Are you saying I have a chance, semi-chub?
"I am rubber you are glue" is a lame comeback.

Everyone knows your roast was pathetic.
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ShortRoundChief 11:40 AM 06-29-2013
Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER:
"I am rubber you are glue" is a lame comeback.

Everyone knows your roast was pathetic.
I didn't say that.

I seriously wanted to know if I had shot. Who else to answer that question than the second greatest retard of all time?

Your list of accolades speak for themselves.
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Hammock Parties 11:42 AM 06-29-2013
Originally Posted by J Diddy:
I didn't say that.
That's exactly what you said.

Don't compare your roast to mine. Mine was a good solid 7. Yours was a 1 at best.
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ShortRoundChief 11:55 AM 06-29-2013
Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER:
That's exactly what you said.

Don't compare your roast to mine. Mine was a good solid 7. Yours was a 1 at best.
I agree. It was superior in every way, shape and form. In fact you do everything better than me. You're a better run way model, better writer of gay fiction, way better at stealing someone's videos and adding music tracks. You're better at living wiwth your mother, better at being a nerd, better at being a homosexual (congrats on DOMA btw).

You're just better.
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Hammock Parties 11:56 AM 06-29-2013
Oh, gay jokes about a straight guy? Those are so funny. CrazyCoffey is chuckling hard right now.
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SAUTO 11:59 AM 06-29-2013
Originally Posted by J Diddy:
, better at being a homosexual

You're just better.
Damn. I didn't know that was possible
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ShortRoundChief 12:02 PM 06-29-2013
Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER:
Oh, gay jokes about a straight guy? Those are so funny. CrazyCoffey is chuckling hard right now.
"Mom, Clays down stairs. He won't come out of the closet"




I don't know how you could be upset. I clearly listed quite a few things I believe that you are better at than me. Oh. You're also great at writing meaningless faux political documents for a website(for no reason) and for manipulating meaningless statistics in an effort to prove some point. You're also great at not really having a point.

Every time I log in and think of Clay I'm all Enrique fucking Iglesias in my head.

You could be my hero baby.
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ShortRoundChief 12:02 PM 06-29-2013
Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO:
Damn. I didn't know that was possible
Posted via Mobile Device
You'd be better but with your tiny asian penis no men would be interested.


:-)
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Donger 12:07 PM 06-29-2013
Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER:
Oh, gay jokes about a straight guy? Those are so funny. CrazyCoffey is chuckling hard right now.
You're bent (at least a little).
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DaFace 12:08 PM 06-29-2013
Thread has lost its burst again.
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SAUTO 12:09 PM 06-29-2013
Originally Posted by J Diddy:
You'd be better but with your tiny asian penis no men would be interested.


:-)
I'm pretty hung by Asian standards
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ShortRoundChief 12:11 PM 06-29-2013
Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO:
I'm pretty hung by Asian standards
Posted via Mobile Device
Being the tallest midget in the room doesn't make you Yao Ming.
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