That makes it even more funny.
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Hopefully this will finally wake his ass up.
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Overrated, not needed. Optional
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The guy needs to find purpose in his life.

Being X doesn’t count.
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Bingo.
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I think that ship has sailed. He’s down to going out big and that’s about it.
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Save a tree, use your fingers
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Eat enough MRE's and TP is definitely not necessary.
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:-) :-)
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I don't know if any of you have ever tried actually wiping your ass with leaves.

It doesn't work in case you were wondering.
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Now, there’s different kinds of leaf’s
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Most are probably about like using a page out of a glossy magazine.

Leaves with a little fur on them can work well. A half hour later you'll wish you hadn't used something with a little fur on it though. I wasn't very old when it happened, but I will run out of socks, sleeves, and pant legs before I ever wipe my ass with giant rag weed again.
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This thread has taken a strange turn...
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Growing up in Iowa, I can tell you that the corn field gives you more cover, but the leaves are scratch and useless. Soybeans leave you visible and exposed, but the leaves are soft and useful.
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