Originally Posted by DaFace:
This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!
I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby. :-)
And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it. [Reply]
I can get girls without my bike but having it doesnt hurt. When I take them home with me and ask me where is my car, I tell them I have a bike instead . Their eyes immediately light up in excitement.
For the record I also have an Audi but its not as much fun to drive. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture:
Yes, because I really give a crap what a bunch of dorks think of me on the internet. Oh the horror I dont have a high "rep" count on the Chiefs message board. Man, I envy those that do. :-)hahhahahaaha riiiight.:-)
And I will be taking my bike out on a closed race track more often with some of my buddies that also ride as well. It will be easier to do stunts and tricks.
That wont stop me from enjoying myself or my bike on the open urban roads though.
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture:
I can get girls without my bike but having it doesnt hurt. When I take them home with me and ask me where is my car, I tell them I have a bike instead . Their eyes immediately light up in excitement.
Yes, sure. But, only the really classy ones open up because of a motorcycle. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture:
Yes, because I really give a crap what a bunch of dorks think of me on the internet. Oh the horror I dont have a high "rep" count on the Chiefs message board. Man, I envy those that do. :-)hahhahahaaha riiiight.:-)
And I will be taking my bike out on a closed race track more often with some of my buddies that also ride as well. It will be easier to do stunts and tricks.
That wont stop me from enjoying myself or my bike on the open urban roads though.
Obviously you do care, or you wouldn't have made your original post in an attempt to prove how cool you are.
Dork? Maybe. But I was riding a motorcycle when you were crying and holding on to your mommy's leg because she was going to leave you at kindergarten and seen enough crazy stuff to realize how dangerous it is every time I throw my leg over.
I sincerely hope it's Jethro in his lifted Chevy pickup that pulls out in front of you, and not some nice mother with a car full of kids that doesn't see a bike traveling at 100+ down a city street. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture:
I can get girls without my bike but having it doesnt hurt. When I take them home with me and ask me where is my car, I tell them I have a bike instead . Their eyes immediately light up in excitement.
For the record I also have an Audi but its not as much fun to drive.
Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture:
I can get girls without my bike but having it doesnt hurt. When I take them home with me and ask me where is my car, I tell them I have a bike instead . Their eyes immediately light up in excitement.
Originally Posted by trndobrd:
I sincerely hope it's Jethro in his lifted Chevy pickup that pulls out in front of you, and not some nice mother with a car full of kids that doesn't see a bike traveling at 100+ down a city street.
I sincerely hope it's Jethro in his lifted Chevy pickup that pulls out in front of you, and not some nice mother with a car full of kids that doesn't see a bike traveling at 100+ down a city street.
Absolutely, THATS the worrisome part here...not whether HE survives it. [Reply]
Dude, if you are going to ride like that, get some real gear and wear a helmet, the seasoned riders all call you "squid". I rode with some damn good riders, and they wore gear each and every time they went out, even if it was just down the road. Why? Cause all it takes is one second, one car to pull out, change lane, one spot of sand and you are flying over the bars.
I'm not gonna bash you for riding fast, my group did it very regularly in the bluffs in Iowa, and I know on a sport bike you don't feel you are even moving until you hit a buck twenty. Heck, with my wife on the back I shot up to 115 to prove the point, and she guessed we got up to 75. [Reply]
I don't blame him for driving fast, what else is a crotch rocket for? u guys on here act like a bunch pussies who are probably to fat to even ride a sport bike. [Reply]
