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Mephistopheles Janx 10:24 PM 07-13-2022
Here is a series of videos I took from two days ago on the farm. Had 3 goats get out of their enclosure but thankfully they have no interest in wandering away... they stay right by home.

Most of them are fainting goats with the exception of one.

I hope you enjoy the following presentation. Hit the right arrow to view the next short video.

I’m new to owning goats… these was my goat adventure from yesterday.

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scho63 08:00 AM 02-11-2024
Can we change Janx user name to Goat Pimp? :-)
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FlaChief58 08:05 AM 02-11-2024
Originally Posted by Mephistopheles Janx:
A new first for me... banded my first buckling today. Here are the glamour shots.





Hawt
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Rausch 08:06 AM 02-11-2024
Originally Posted by HonestChieffan:
Thanks for the seed money.

I'M OUT!
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RomanJacobi 08:41 AM 02-11-2024
This thread gives me the uneasy feeling that there is something interesting going straight over my head.
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scho63 08:53 AM 02-11-2024
Originally Posted by Mephistopheles Janx:
1, 3, 2 :-)

1 looks freaky,
3 is a little rough around the edges
2 is too fat


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R Clark 09:42 AM 02-11-2024
So are the hind legs hard to get out of them gum boots?
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Mephistopheles Janx 10:52 AM 02-11-2024
Originally Posted by scho63:
1, 3, 2 :-)

1 looks freaky,
3 is a little rough around the edges
2 is too fat

Seems about right that the boy with no testicles would be your favorite.
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stumppy 02:54 PM 02-11-2024
Here ya go Janz. Start dressing your goats up like this and sell them to hollywood types.:-)
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SD15 09:55 PM 02-11-2024
GOAT


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Mephistopheles Janx 09:51 PM 02-15-2024
Another baby hit the ground tonight. This time it was Lovina who has a single baby.

Another freshly born baby!


As of today the count stands at:

Anita = 1 boy who she birthed into a snowdrift and he died
Mrs. McMurray = 1 boy (Panini) and one girl (T'Pol)
Lovina = 1 boy (Hoagie)


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I have a Nigerian Dwarf whether named Darry that is a cute guy but he is getting on my last damn nerve leading jailbreaks from the portable electric fencing. Being that he is a ND... he doesn't faint like the Myotonics making catching him quite the fucking chore when he does get out and wants to run.

I'm considering either selling him for cheap ($100) though slaughtering, butchering, then shoving him the in the freezer may be a touch more cathartic. All the boys born on the farm this year will be castrated/banded but the largest one with the best disposition will be held back and promoted to Darry and will take his place as the whether in Letterkenny (the name of the first herd). while the rest of them will retain their sandwich based naming structure.

Potential names for the boys that will either be sold at auction, private sale, or butchered:

Panini
Hoagie
Reuben
BLT
Monte (bonus if twin boys and I can use Monte and Cristo)
Gyro
Arepa
Falafel
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Mephistopheles Janx 10:22 AM 04-12-2024
New herd sire on the farm and this dude faints harder than any goat I have here.

Benjamin Sisko the fainting goat

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Mephistopheles Janx 07:45 PM 07-09-2024
Two new additions to the farm from two different mommas. Of course they are born on the only day this week I had to leave the farm.

Goat Babies!

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Mephistopheles Janx 06:16 AM 08-06-2024
Got a new grazing area set up for the goats. They seem happy. The babies are testing the fence and I really got to find something better because it barely zaps at all.

That said… I had the pleasure of getting stung on the back of the head by a bee/wasp/creature from the pits of hell while picking up the portable fence posts.

Blazing head ache. I’m kinda glad I have hair ATM because I have to go do my side-gig today and I would, undoubtedly, get a few gasps because this thing is SWOLLEN.

/two videos
/oh... and 3 new baby boys. Egg and Sausage McMuffin (Egg and Sausage for short) along with Tuna (two white babies are Egg and Tuna and the brown one is Sausage)

Set up the new grazing area

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Mephistopheles Janx 07:27 AM 08-08-2024
They never like it when they get separated from momma

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Buehler445 07:28 AM 08-08-2024
Originally Posted by Mephistopheles Janx:
Got a new grazing area set up for the goats. They seem happy. The babies are testing the fence and I really got to find something better because it barely zaps at all.

That said… I had the pleasure of getting stung on the back of the head by a bee/wasp/creature from the pits of hell while picking up the portable fence posts.

Blazing head ache. I’m kinda glad I have hair ATM because I have to go do my side-gig today and I would, undoubtedly, get a few gasps because this thing is SWOLLEN.

/two videos
/oh... and 3 new baby boys. Egg and Sausage McMuffin (Egg and Sausage for short) along with Tuna (two white babies are Egg and Tuna and the brown one is Sausage)

Set up the new grazing area
You can keep those fuckers in without panels? Good work.
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