I've taken quite a few potshots at Womble and other brits here through the years. I figure we may as well have a dedicated thread for all things Brit failure. Please feel free to add any and all hilarious british things here. Like how poor they are, or how bad their teeth are, or needing 124 licenses to exist! I'll start us off with a FB group I'm in sharing an illegal weapon!!!
I think people who live in a country that allows a place like Alabama to be a part of it could pick a more suitable punching bag. Russia, China, Iran, North Korea, etc. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Donger:
WTF is a brass neck? English mother ****er!@!! Do you speak it??
That's right. For I fornicated with your English mother. I'm your proud father. Well, the proud part's a lie and to tell you the truth my son, I'm deeply ashamed of you. At least you've stopped using your Christian name, Womble Jr. [Reply]
Originally Posted by Womble:
That's right. For I fornicated with your English mother. I'm your proud father. Well, the proud part's a lie and to tell you the truth my son, I'm deeply ashamed of you. At least you've stopped using your Christian name, Womble Jr.
See, Brits view Americans like a younger brother. One who is smarter, better looking, much more successful, drives a nicer car, has hotter women and so on. [Reply]
Originally Posted by bdj23:
Pompous blowhards whose national pastime is lecturing Americans on racism and gun control.
Honestly, most of us aren't Piers Morgan. I have zero issues with guns. Can absolutely see the appeal and I can absolutely see why people don't like them. None of my business otherwise. [Reply]
Originally Posted by MarkDavis'Haircut:
You supported the lockdown and halting of the First Amendment.
You say so but your actions tell a different tale.
I supported mitigation efforts, sure. Just like those chaps in 1918, and they didn't even know it was a virus. It's just common sense. Which you don't have.
No, my actions tell the same tale. Want me to find some of my posts about the British monarchy? You don't, I assure you. [Reply]
