I just feel like everyone is going to spend all week talking about Mahomes' ankle or Burrow being a Demigod or Chase against this young secondary or Lou Anarumo being a psychopath...and then in the end it's just going to Samaje Perine bludgeoning Bolton and Gay to death.
Originally Posted by rfaulk34:
Well, unfortunately i'm human and maybe if i didn't have to eat so many shit sandwiches my whole sports life i wouldn't be so damn annoyed at it.
I mean, apparently, you guys all "deserve" this because you had to wait a whole 50 years between championships.
I guess i'll just have to wait another 3 years and then maybe i'll get my own dynasty.
You can switch teams to the good guys which of course is the Kansas City Chiefs.
You will have to fill out a questionnaire first, several pages of questions about the Chiefs past history and onto our current history of which everyone across the nation is both envious and impressed by.
You must disown your own team here and in the enemy forum which is The Bengals Board/ Jungle Noise.
Kiss the ring of Patrick Mahomes publicly and declare him your King. Also declaring the Bengals pathetic excuse as an NFL team, spitting on and urinating on the picture of Joe Burrow. All on video I might add.
Subject yourself to Clays insults and ridicule mercilessly for days and even weeks until he is satisfied with the results at his discretion on this forum.
Then and only after all of this will a board of CP members vote to pass you or not to be a part of the Chiefs Kingdom. An honor in which we don't hold lightly. [Reply]
Originally Posted by rfaulk34:
Fuck Mahomes.
Fuck Kelce.
Fuck that ugly bitch in the suite.
Bunch of flopping, bad acting, ref buying fake bitches who then yell and act tough when they score an assisted TD.
Fuck em all.
Originally Posted by rfaulk34:
Oh, and while you're at it. El travador has a tiny dick. Dude should put a sock or something in his jock. That looks embarrassing.
It's the only reason that skank stays with him. You've seen the little boys she's dated all these years. Cause they all had tiny dicks too. Trav is no different.
Originally Posted by rfaulk34:
Well, unfortunately i'm human and maybe if i didn't have to eat so many shit sandwiches my whole sports life i wouldn't be so damn annoyed at it.
I mean, apparently, you guys all "deserve" this because you had to wait a whole 50 years between championships.
I guess i'll just have to wait another 3 years and then maybe i'll get my own dynasty.
Originally Posted by rfaulk34:
Oh, and while you're at it. El travador has a tiny dick. Dude should put a sock or something in his jock. That looks embarrassing.
It's the only reason that skank stays with him. You've seen the little boys she's dated all these years. Cause they all had tiny dicks too. Trav is no different.
You seem upset rfukk34 I suggest not watching the NFL for awhile, and start a new hobby like collecting Butterflys or watching paint dry. You'll be a better person then on the current road you are on. [Reply]
Originally Posted by rfaulk34:
Well, unfortunately i'm human and maybe if i didn't have to eat so many shit sandwiches my whole sports life i wouldn't be so damn annoyed at it.
I mean, apparently, you guys all "deserve" this because you had to wait a whole 50 years between championships.
I guess i'll just have to wait another 3 years and then maybe i'll get my own dynasty.
