WTF?

The dude has a smoking hot wife.
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I think what everyone wants to know is...


Did the test results show a blue line or two blue lines
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Shouldnt you be out walking your dog with a jar of peanut butter
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That's not funny.
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And I believe I've answered that several times today.
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yeah it was
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Oh? Why is that?
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Did you have any expectations as to how this would turn out? Are you disappointed or indifferent? Are you going to climb back on that horse and try again? I'm sorry the chemistry wasn't there. I'm even more sorry if you're disappointed.
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Not diasppointed at all. I wasn't really sure what to expect going into it. Will this stop me from dating? Hell no.
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I came all this way to Springfield and all I got were these lousy blueballs.
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Aren't there any local guys on your dating service that peaked your interest ?
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Nope. I so need to move. It's time for a change.
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I think we should just give luv her own category on here in some other room like Media or something....there she can ask all her questions about every thing she wants... like which gatorade is better to drink - grape or lemon lime; whether or not she should do the horizontal tango on the first date; and what she should eat for dinner that night....
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I would want to move if I lived in Springfield, too.
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Didn't you just get a new job, btw yeah, gtfo springfield
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