Wow.

From, "I can't get laid to save my life." To, "People seek me out because of my impressive man cock."

:-). Yeah...someone's selling, but I'm not buying.
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I wouldn't say they seek me out. But they're looking, browsing around, and something happens to catch their attention. Then I get an e-mail.
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If that were true, you'd have done shot your wad at least once already. But you haven't.
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This is my last piece of earnest advice in this thread, perhaps ever, but definitely for now:

You're willingly putting yourself in all sorts of potentially terrible situations. You should be smarter than this.

These threads get so much play b/c it's like watching an impressive accident in super slow-mo. Wake the **** up.

Now, I'll return to the occasional snarky posts that I prefer to author.
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So what are some good websites out there for dating?
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I didn't say my inbox was flooded. Jeez.
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Actually, I'm not. I always meet in public first.
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If you just want to get laid Adult FriendFinder is the best.
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My point, exactly.

But beneath all the bullshit you are.
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Gochiefs, you have a date with your palm.
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You're just a fraidy cat. Besides, the potentially dangerous ones are fairly obvious.
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Buh-HURN.
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Well, at least I didn't go limp the second time.

Phew.
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did her box shrink?
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Nope. Fortunately her throat got me pretty close to the edge.
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