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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Donger 04:13 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by dirk digler:
Your wife complains about it alot to me too :-)
That's not a surprise. She's getting nasty in her old age.
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Iowanian 04:16 PM 07-22-2009
I didn't need the internet or almost 30 years to figure out how to make things happen that you lie about on the internet.

I wish you'd have paid attention to any of the solid advice given to you in the past 5-6 years.

I wish you had the capacity to put this much effort into finding a healthy relationship.
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ChiTown 04:22 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by Iowanian:

I wish you had the capacity to put this much effort into finding a healthy relationship.
Wait a sec, are you trying to tell us that finding some chick on the intrawebtubes, and fucking her in the ass while her husband watches is not healthy for a 27 yr old guy who recently lost his cherry? Dude, wtf?
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dirk digler 04:24 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by Donger:
That's not a surprise. She's getting nasty in her old age.
I don't know about that I only get her good side
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kstater 04:25 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by ChiTown:
Wait a sec, are you trying to tell us that finding some chick on the intrawebtubes, and fucking her in the ass while her husband watches is not healthy for a 27 yr old guy who recently lost his cherry? Dude, wtf?
Don't forget claiming to be hung like a horse, then the first pussy he sticks it in, goes limp because he says it's too loose.
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dirk digler 04:27 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by kstater:
Don't forget claiming to be hung like a horse, then the first pussy he sticks it in, goes limp because he says it's too loose.
Yeah that is just unbelievable to me.

My first time was nothing to write home about. it lasted all of about 45 seconds
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88TG88 04:36 PM 07-22-2009
You fonud the anal chick on the same AFF site ?
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Katipan 04:52 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
PS - I think I showed it to luv once. She probably has an unbiased opinion.
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
I only send pictures of my wang to prospective sexual partners.
:-) :-)
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Hammock Parties 05:54 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
I didn't need the internet or almost 30 years to figure out how to make things happen that you lie about on the internet.
lol

I haven't lied about a thing in this thread.

Not one thing.
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Hammock Parties 05:54 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by ChiTown:
Wait a sec, are you trying to tell us that finding some chick on the intrawebtubes, and fucking her in the ass while her husband watches is not healthy for a 27 yr old guy who recently lost his cherry? Dude, wtf?
Whoa, you have them confused, my friend. Ass girl is a different female.
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Hammock Parties 05:56 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by dirk digler:
Yeah that is just unbelievable to me.

My first time was nothing to write home about. it lasted all of about 45 seconds
I am pretty sure Saturday is going to be my "real" first time.

She's 26. And I ain't drinking a drop of alcohol.
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Hammock Parties 05:57 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by Katipan:
:-) :-)
OK, I lied. But luv is like my sounding board. I bounce things off her.

Heh heh.
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keg in kc 05:58 PM 07-22-2009
Jesus clay, when katipan asks to see your wang, you don't say "no", you say "I'll show you mine if you show me yours."

Fucking amateurs.



Although maybe that's a bad idea. Hers is probably bigger.
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Hammock Parties 06:00 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by keg in kc:
Jesus clay, when katipan asks to see your wang, you don't say "no", you say "I'll show you mine if you show me yours."

Fucking amateurs.
I'm not really a fan of looking at female genitalia for some reason.

Ass girl sent me like five pictures of hers and my response was "eh...got any pictures of you in tight jeans?"
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Mr. Flopnuts 06:00 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by Stewie:
If I had a match I'd burn this thread. GC is a worthless excuse for a man. This is alot like luv's, "woe is me, my ex fucked me over regarding a car and I'm still starting threads about it." If GC or luv never started a thread again it would be too soon. They're two peas in a pod... lonely and homely.
:-) Blunt.
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