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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Param 03:49 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
PS - I'm meeting Ms. Anal Saturday.

She actually wanted it last night but she's downtown. Yes, that's right. A girl wanted me to **** her in the ass and I literally told her to wait a few days. Something is horribly, horribly wrong with me.
You're still planning on meeting so what's the problem waiting a few days?
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Hammock Parties 03:50 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by Param:
You're still planning on meeting so what's the problem waiting a few days?
Absolutely nothing.

But most guys would be like "GO NOW, WALK THERE IF YOU HAVE TO!"
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The Franchise 03:50 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
I could just show you a pic, and that would settle it.

But I doubt you want that.
Did the Cougar tell you it was big?
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Katipan 03:50 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
I could just show you a pic, and that would settle it.

But I doubt you want that.
I believe I've seen enough penis to be a suitable judge.
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dirk digler 03:50 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
I could just show you a pic, and that would settle it.

But I doubt you want that.
:-) You're right I wouldn't.

So I know you measured it so tell us
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Hammock Parties 03:51 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by Pestilence:
Did the Cougar tell you it was big?
Plenty of ladies have commented on it. Please stop talking about my cock, it's really quite disturbing.
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The Franchise 03:51 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by Katipan:
I believe I've seen enough penis to be a suitable judge.
LOL.....oh God.

You gotta send it to her now GoChiefs.
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ChiTown 03:51 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
I could just show you a pic, and that would settle it.

But I doubt you want that.
You're right, Tiny. No photos pls.
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OnTheWarpath15 03:51 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by Katipan:
I believe I've seen enough penis to be a suitable judge.
:-)
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Hammock Parties 03:51 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by Katipan:
I believe I've seen enough penis to be a suitable judge.
Look, I'm not John Holmes, but I AM above average. To that guy, this was big, apparently.
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dirk digler 03:52 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by Pestilence:
LOL.....oh God.

You gotta send it to her now GoChiefs.
Yep let Katipan decide I trust her judgement
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Katipan 03:52 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Look, I'm not John Holmes, but I AM above average. To that guy, this was big, apparently.
Don't get scared, baby. He'll hide.
You know my email addy.
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Hammock Parties 03:53 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by Katipan:
Don't get scared, baby. He'll hide.
You know my email addy.
I only send pictures of my wang to prospective sexual partners.

Sorry.

But if you're very, very resourceful, you might be able to locate some.
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ChiTown 03:54 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Look, I'm not John Holmes, but I AM above average. To that guy, this was big, apparently.
And the backpedalling commences......
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Katipan 03:55 PM 07-22-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
I only send pictures of my wang to prospective sexual partners.

Sorry.
With a handful of roofies everyone is a prospective partner.
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