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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Hammock Parties 08:22 PM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by Chiefs=Good:
2 minutes

30 seconds


I joke, I joke.. Congrats Clay mate, you are now a man!
Not really...closer to a eunuch who is incapable of enjoying sex...
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Hammock Parties 08:23 PM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by easymobee:
BTW I predict an epic flameout with the visiting 23 yr old.
Why?
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easymobee 08:24 PM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Not really...closer to a eunuch who is incapable of enjoying sex...
disappointed?
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Hammock Parties 08:25 PM 07-01-2009
Yeah, and worried. I think this is arguably worse than being a virgin. At least then I was gung ho. Now I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop.
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easymobee 08:29 PM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Yeah, and worried. I think this is arguably worse than being a virgin. At least then I was gung ho. Now I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop.
The 1st time always sucks, but it is remembered more fondly with time.

Not even just for virgins, the 1st time with anyone new (as long as reasonably sober) usually sucks.

Me and my wife had a grrrrrrreeeeeeaaaaattttt first time (once in awhile it happens). I dont think you are looking to get married though?

Im very critical of you at times, but what you are experiencing is normal, most people just keep it to themselves, in time it becomes much more memorable. Believe me, you'll get some awful sex somewhere around your 400th time too.

Just remember, its over.

Now just savor the flavor.

PS: I hate you ( also you had a better night then me last night, 5 yr old just couldn't sleep on his own ) Don't have kids!
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Chiefs=Champions 08:30 PM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Not really...closer to a eunuch who is incapable of enjoying sex...
Mate to be honest iv been in that situation (not being able to get of) your not a freak and despite what these guys will lead you to believe it can happen.. Especially if vagin hang like sleve of wizard.. Were you wearing a franger?
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DaKCMan AP 08:32 PM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by easymobee:
The 1st time always sucks, but it is remembered more fondly with time.
Not always.
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easymobee 08:45 PM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP:
Not always.
You wouldn't think mine did ( Me 15, her 25, but it did, and not all my fault ) Nowadays (with passed time) I could rub one out to it. At the time, it seemed like i was blocked from a good performance due to the car it occurred in ( Too cramped and too public ). I did get into a bar in downtown Denver at 15 due to the girl in question though, the worst thing is that i looked (at best,17) when i was 15.
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Buck 09:01 PM 07-01-2009
Wait, you got a half BJ before Clay?

How did that work?
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Hammock Parties 09:03 PM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding:
Wait, you got a half BJ before Clay?

How did that work?
We were gonna fuck but she had to bail. Basically she sucked me off til I was about at half mast. First girl I kissed.
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Buck 09:07 PM 07-01-2009
Interesting.
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DeezNutz 09:10 PM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Yeah, and worried. I think this is arguably worse than being a virgin. At least then I was gung ho. Now I'm waiting for the other testicle to drop.
FYP.

Us, too. :-)
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Hammock Parties 09:13 PM 07-01-2009
DisNut?
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KcMizzou 09:19 PM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
DisNut?
Yeah, DatNut.
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DeezNutz 09:33 PM 07-01-2009
Strive for something like DeezNutz.
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