Originally Posted by wutamess:
I'm not wanting sex details. He's shared so much other stuff I just want to get his novalistic view of the evening. He can keep his sloppy vag memories to himself we want to know other details like what she was wearing when she answered the door, etc. What was the conversation out of the weirdness. What was his mood on his embarkation. What'd he/she say to get him out of there feeling like he accomplished something.
That's all.
Maybe the Planet should write it for him. A novella loosely based on the details of the event with plenty of room for embellishment. Could even do one of those deals where one person starts it, then the next person picks it up...so on. [Reply]
Originally Posted by DJay23:
Maybe the Planet should write it for him. A novella loosely based on the details of the event with plenty of room for embellishment. Could even do one of those deals where one person starts it, then the next person picks it up...so on.
I finished powdering my gnarly scrotum and pulled on my lacy Carrie Underwood panties I'd won on ebay... [Reply]
Originally Posted by DJay23:
Maybe the Planet should write it for him. A novella loosely based on the details of the event with plenty of room for embellishment. Could even do one of those deals where one person starts it, then the next person picks it up...so on.
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Doubt it. She came from my hardcore fingerbang action and then spent the next hour trying to get me off, unsuccessfully. :-)
Was she disappointed she couldn't? Did you try to fake it? [Reply]
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
No way I was faking my first time.
Dunno if she was disappointed but afterwards she said:
"After all that I don't think it's humanly possible to get you off."
Sorry if it's already been answered, but how long were you there before the following sexcapades began:
- First kiss?
- First touching of genitilia — you touching hers and her touching yours?
- First insertion of P into V, officially ending your years of virgin futility? [Reply]