I was surprised I didn't blow, yes.

I don't know if I want to hook up with her again. I got a girl coming down here in two weeks. I'd rather bang her first. She's 23.
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Why not just practice on the used up hag and gain new skills to use on the 23 year old later?
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Dude if I can't stay hard because she's too loose what good is it gonna do?

Anyway I told the younger one I hadn't had sex "in awhile" and she got excited by that. :-)
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:-)

Dood!

I can't believe I the whole thing!
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JUST :-) and get on with the mini novel already.
Have it on my desk by 3pm.
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I think it is hilarious that you think you're ready to judge cooter quality at the county fair beef curtain expo after you've sized exactly 1 up...


It was probably limbered up from the 3 guys there between 8 and 10pm before you.

These aren't 12 year old girls.....at least they're not supposed to be at your age.
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Yeah, that's the reason.
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It's time for you to learn another technique: imagining a different, hotter chick is under you. Imagination is a powerful tool.
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Dude the reason you couldn't stay up wasn't because she was too loose.

I really don't see how that is possible.
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Or Granny...
Just sayin
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Two...two....
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You were wearing a condom right? Sometimes that keeps me from keeping a stiffy.
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I couldn't feel SHIT when she sat on it.

There was more stimulation from the blowjob. I fucked her throat a few times. Thank you porn!
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Dude, I was trying to picture Carrie Underwood, seriously. But it didn't work.
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Condoms suck. But what choice do you have when trolling for strange on teh intertubes?
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