Confession: I can’t grow a beard to save my dick. My mustache is sparse, like when you’re 14 and trying to grow out your facial hair. And I don’t even have that connecting piece to rock the quintessential goatee.
Sadly, those genes just weren’t passed along to your boy. [Reply]
Originally Posted by BWillie:
And you would be wrong. Unless there are some really really bad bball players on here. Almost any former male high school starter under 38 would mop the floor with her
I learned this the easy way. My freshman team was split into two teams in high school. My team scrimmaged against the varsity girls who were #4 in the state. I was so scared, I was like shit we are gonna get curbstomped by girls and everyone is going to make fun of us. We won by 52. And the scrubs played, alot.
Originally Posted by ThaVirus:
Only when it's convenient.
JK.. did you see my ancestry map? I'm basically a Zulu Vikingr.
I need your support, buddy. I'm getting demolished in the court of public opinion here. You definitely think I would smash that lil bitch Staylor, right?!?
staylor is a classic beta profile trying to disguise his weakness with what he thinks are alpha tendencies. Loud mouth arrogance matched with a jacked up 4x4 who thinks he's an MMA fighter because he wears affliction shirts (even to sleep).
Truth is he's a string bean pussy with yuppie tendencies. I have come to appreciate his sports takes though, but I won't let him know that.
Originally Posted by ThaVirus:
Confession: I can’t grow a beard to save my dick. My mustache is sparse, like when you’re 14 and trying to grow out your facial hair. And I don’t even have that connecting piece to rock the quintessential goatee.
Sadly, those genes just weren’t passed along to your boy.
This isn't a huge strike against you since you're black. There's two things black people can't do.....grow beards and swim. I'd suggest staying off the beach when you decide to kick staylor's ass. [Reply]
