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Hall of Classics>The Declaration Of Independence, MO - The People vs. Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel
Hammock Parties 02:57 AM 07-21-2012
The Declaration Of Independence, MO


The People vs. Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel


When in the course of football events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the fandom bands which have connected them with a Quarterback, and to assume among the Powers of the NFL, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Football and of the NFL's Goodell entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Quarterbacks are not created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain Unalienable Talents, that among these are Arm Strength, Accuracy and the Pursuit of Championships.

That to secure these talents, Quarterbacks are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the Consent of the Fanbase, That whenever any Form of Quarterback becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Quarterbacks, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Attendance At Arrowhead and Hope For A Championship.

Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Quarterbacks Long Established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably The Same Offense evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to Throw Off Such Quarterbacks, and to provide new Guards (however, neither left nor right) for their Future Rooting Interests.

Such has been the patient sufferance of these Chiefs Fans; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Offense. The history of the present Quarterback is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an Absolute Run-First Offense over the State of Missouri.

To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.


Cassel 3:16


Spoiler!


Playoff Teams Beat Cassel At An Alarming Rate


Spoiler!


Winning Teams Beat Cassel At An Alarming Rate


Spoiler!


Cassel Lacks Deep Passing Ability


Spoiler!


Cassel Makes Offensive Linemen Worse


Spoiler!


Cassel Struggles Against Good Defenses At An Alarming Rate


Spoiler!


Cassel Struggles Against Elite Quarterbacks At An Alarming Rate


Spoiler!



We, therefore, the Representatives of the United States of Chiefs Fans, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme GM of Arrowhead for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Chiefs, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Chiefs fans are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent of Matthew Gus Brennan Cassel.

That they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the Patriot Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of New England, is and ought to be totally dissolved.

And that as Free and Independent Chiefs Fans, they have full Power to levy Boos, conclude Peace, contract Alliances with Dwayne Bowe, establish Commerce with Top Five Picks, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent Fans may of right do.

And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Playoff Fortunes and our Sacred Fandom.


SIGN BELOW


This post made possible by SNR, Coogs and The Gang Of 14.
Statistics compiled by ESPN, PFF and PFR

Dedicated to 'Hamas' Jenkins, our Patrick Henry, who said "Give Me Sanchez, Or Give Me Death."









For further details, please review The Pioli Facts.

The Declaration has been updated with statistics from 2012 and FINALIZED. Remove Matt Cassel from Kansas City. FOREVER.

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Dayze 11:05 AM 10-08-2012
And the yards from the Atlanta game and chargers game are misleading too. Garbage shit
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Lzen 02:49 PM 10-08-2012
Originally Posted by JCharles1981:
Did anyone stop and think that maybe the reason why Cassell has performed so horribly is because he has less than 5 seconds to get rid of the ball more than half the time a passing play is called? He sucks when under pressure, but you can't expect him to be a great passer if the O-Line only protects him when they feel like it. I guarantee you that not even Brett Favre would have been able to perform well behind an inconsistent O-Line like ours. The line's job is to utilize Cassell's strengths (which are very few) and weaknesses, then work to fully protect him from having to use those same weaknesses. Protecting Cassell from being sacked 50% of the time will throw off any rhythm he could develop to be a better passer.
This can't be real. Can it? I mean, nobody can be this dumb. Right? :-)
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CoMoChief 04:32 PM 10-08-2012
Originally Posted by htismaqe:
FIVE SECONDS?

:-):-):-)
I know ......Trent Green got 5 seconds behind Roaf Waters Weigman, Shields, Tait.

I'm not quite sure he (or she) understands just how long 5 seconds is in the NFL for a QB to get rid of the ball.
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hometeam 07:22 PM 10-08-2012
Originally Posted by JCharles1981:
Did anyone stop and think that maybe the reason why Cassell has performed so horribly is because he has less than 5 seconds to get rid of the ball more than half the time a passing play is called? He sucks when under pressure, but you can't expect him to be a great passer if the O-Line only protects him when they feel like it. I guarantee you that not even Brett Favre would have been able to perform well behind an inconsistent O-Line like ours. The line's job is to utilize Cassell's strengths (which are very few) and weaknesses, then work to fully protect him from having to use those same weaknesses. Protecting Cassell from being sacked 50% of the time will throw off any rhythm he could develop to be a better passer.
This will turn out well.
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Sofa King 07:27 PM 10-08-2012
Originally Posted by hometeam:
This will turn out well.
Speaking of turning out well, let's see your finished tattoo.
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hometeam 07:33 PM 10-08-2012
Originally Posted by Sofa King:
Speaking of turning out well, let's see your finished tattoo.
stalker
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Tribal Warfare 07:51 PM 10-08-2012
Originally Posted by Sofa King:
Speaking of turning out well, let's see your finished tattoo.
You evil bastard :-)
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Crush 09:02 PM 10-08-2012
Originally Posted by JCharles1981:
Did anyone stop and think that maybe the reason why Cassell has performed so horribly is because he has less than 5 seconds to get rid of the ball more than half the time a passing play is called? He sucks when under pressure, but you can't expect him to be a great passer if the O-Line only protects him when they feel like it. I guarantee you that not even Brett Favre would have been able to perform well behind an inconsistent O-Line like ours. The line's job is to utilize Cassell's strengths (which are very few) and weaknesses, then work to fully protect him from having to use those same weaknesses. Protecting Cassell from being sacked 50% of the time will throw off any rhythm he could develop to be a better passer.

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Fish 10:10 PM 10-08-2012

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007 05:13 AM 10-09-2012
Originally Posted by JCharles1981:
Did anyone stop and think that maybe the reason why Cassell has performed so horribly is because he has less than 5 seconds to get rid of the ball more than half the time a passing play is called? He sucks when under pressure, but you can't expect him to be a great passer if the O-Line only protects him when they feel like it. I guarantee you that not even Brett Favre would have been able to perform well behind an inconsistent O-Line like ours. The line's job is to utilize Cassell's strengths (which are very few) and weaknesses, then work to fully protect him from having to use those same weaknesses. Protecting Cassell from being sacked 50% of the time will throw off any rhythm he could develop to be a better passer.
:-):-):-):-):-):-):-)
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Hammock Parties 08:20 AM 10-09-2012
LOOK AT THIS GORGEOUS HD SHOT OF CASSEL SUCKING. THIS IS MY DELICIOUS MORNING COFFEE. THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP, IS CASSELSUCK IN YOUR CUP!


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Pasta Little Brioni 12:10 PM 10-09-2012
Little Brown Submarines pass rush and they form in Cassel's pants
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Mugalug 12:42 PM 10-09-2012
Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning:
LOOK AT THIS GORGEOUS HD SHOT OF CASSEL SUCKING. THIS IS MY DELICIOUS MORNING COFFEE. THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP, IS CASSELSUCK IN YOUR CUP!


Nothing like a hot cup of Casselsuck to get you going. Pioli chugs some every morning from a Cassel crazy-straw.
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Dayze 12:52 PM 10-09-2012
Pioli is dumb enough to take a drink of the piping hot cup of Casselsuck .....each morning, then wonder why his tongue is burned.
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Dayze 12:53 PM 10-09-2012
our LG sucked rocks on the play
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