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luv 07:09 PM 06-22-2007
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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leviw 08:44 AM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
We ****ed each other through various means for two and a half hours. But yeah, it was ultimately unsatisfying, but not all bad.
Stick it in the butt?
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L.A. Chieffan 08:45 AM 07-01-2009
if you didnt come, youre still a virgin. pussy.
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Fire Me Boy! 08:45 AM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts:
You're going to take a ration of shit for this post, but it was just virgin anxiety. And yeah, I'm sure it sucked if you didn't get yours. Go back for seconds and you'll be lightened up enough to blow your load and form a much better opinion of the experience. She'll want more too. If she knows you didn't cum, she's feeling self conscious about it and she'll try harder the next time.
x2.
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Hammock Parties 08:46 AM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by Saulbadguy:
Are you invited back?
Yeah. Not sure if I want to visit the grand canyon again, though.
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Phobia 08:46 AM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
I was actually thinking about that while she was riding me.

"WTF is going on here? AM I GAY?"
The idea is to clean the pipes once. If you met with the handy sock puppet half a dozen times yesterday I think Sherlock Holmes may know the culprit.
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Hammock Parties 08:46 AM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by Phobia:
The idea is to clean the pipes once. If you met with the handy sock puppet half a dozen times yesterday I think Sherlock Holmes may know the culprit.
I jerked it ONCE yesterday, well before noon. That wasn't it.
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ShortRoundChief 08:47 AM 07-01-2009
Congratulations. You've finally accomplished what I did when I was 13. What's your next dilemma you're choosing to pose to the community? When will you finally move out of your momma's basement?
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L.A. Chieffan 08:47 AM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
Yeah. Not sure if I want to visit the grand canyon again, though.
how would you even be able to tell the difference between a tight cunt and a loose one? maybe you just have a small pecker. no big deal dude
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Saulbadguy 08:48 AM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by J Diddy:
Congratulations. You've finally accomplished what I did when I was 13. What's your next dilemma you're choosing to pose to the community? When will you finally move out of your momma's basement?
:-)
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Dave Lane 08:48 AM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by GoChiefs:
We ****ed each other through various means for two and a half hours. But yeah, it was ultimately unsatisfying, but not all bad.
Good for you. And yes the first time I did it I fucked like a wild man and never came cuz I was way to freaked out. And I was about half your age :-)

I think first times are generally one or the other
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Fire Me Boy! 08:48 AM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan:
how would you even be able to tell the difference between a tight **** and a loose one? maybe you just have a small pecker. no big deal dude
Even a loose one is better than a fist.

Do her again, GoChiefs.
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Hammock Parties 08:48 AM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan:
how would you even be able to tell the difference between a tight cunt and a loose one? maybe you just have a small pecker. no big deal dude
Because I had my fingers inside a tight, 18-year old one months ago.
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Iowanian 08:48 AM 07-01-2009
Now that you've tried some...you can stop putting it on a pedistal.

Stop forcing it with internet post-op tranny's and psycho whores.......real, nice women don't cruise AFF for cock.

Stop talking about it, stop thinking about it, stop forcing it. Get a job, an apartment and some life confidence, you'll eventually find a girlfriend and you'll both care about each other enough that the intial floundering won't matter.
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Fire Me Boy! 08:50 AM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by Dave Lane:
Good for you. And yes the first time I did it I ****ed like a wild man and never came cuz I was way to freaked out. And I was about half your age :-)

I think first times are generally one or the other
True.Oddly, mine was both. Ended up getting so frustrated I punched a wall (not in her sight), came back and fucked like a champ. Just needed to get that nervous energy out I guess.
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Hammock Parties 08:51 AM 07-01-2009
Originally Posted by Iowanian:
Stop forcing it with internet post-op tranny's and psycho whores.......real, nice women don't cruise AFF for cock.
Actually, she was very nice. It was a very cordial, relaxing experience. I had to hold my hand over her mouth when she was moaning like a wildebeest though, so as not to wake up her nephews. :-)
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